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Is cuddy down the hall counting to 50?

00. You're doing thisto avoid five minutes of work? If I go out there, I get assigneda kid...

House • S01E02 • 2004

Is cuddy down the hallcounting to 50? She knows I'm in here,in the clinic, as she commanded. She just doesn't know I'm alone. Well, you've gota full waiting room. How long do you thinkyou can ignore them? I'm off at 4:00. You're doing thisto avoid five minutes of work? If I go out there, I get assigneda kid with a runny nose. That's 30 secondslooking at the nose, 25 minutestalking to a worried mom who won't leave until she's sureit's not meningitis or a tumor. Yes. Concerned parentscan be so annoying. Just tell cuddy you've gotan urgent case. You had to leave early. - That would be lying.- And that would be wrong. But luckily the definitionof "urgent" is fungible. Not the definitionof "case", though

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Is cuddy down the hall counting to 50

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She knows I'm in here in the clinic as she commanded

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She just doesn't know I'm alone

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Well you've got a full waiting room

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How long do you think you can ignore them

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I'm off at 4 00

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You're doing this to avoid five minutes of work

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If I go out there I get assigned a kid with a runny nose

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That's 30 seconds looking at the nose

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25 minutes talking to a worried mom

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who won't leave until she's sure it's not meningitis or a tumor

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Yes Concerned parents can be so annoying

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Just tell cuddy you've got an urgent case You had to leave early

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That would be lying And that would be wrong

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But luckily the definition of urgent is fungible

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Not the definition of case though

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هل تلعب الاستغماية مع كادي

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تعرف أنني هنا في العيادة كما أمرت

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لكنها لا تعرف فقط أنني وحدي هناك غرفة انتظار ممتلئة

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إلى متى تظن يمكنك تجاهلهم دورتي تنتهي في الرابعة

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أتقوم بهذا لتتجنب خمس دقائق من العمل

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إن خرجت سيكلفوني بعلاج طفل مصاب بالبرد

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هذا يعني نصف دقيقة لفحص الأنف و 25 دقيقة للتحدث إلى أم قلقة

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و التي لن ترحل قبل التأكد أنه ليس التهاب سحايا أو ورم

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نعم الآباء القلقون يكونون مزعجين

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اخبر كادي فقط أن لديك حالة طارئة و اضطررت للرحيل مبكرا هذا كذب

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و خطأ لكن لحسن الحظ تعريف كلمة طارئة نسبي

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لكن ليس تعريف حالة

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Tu joues à cache cache avec Cuddy

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Elle sait que je suis là

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mais pas que je suis tout seul

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La salle d'attente est bondée Tu attends quoi

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Je finis à 16 h

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Tout ça pour 5 minutes de boulot

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Écoper d'un gamin enrhumé c'est 30 sec d'auscultation

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et 25 mn avec la mère qui veut s'assurer

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qu'il va pas mourir

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Les parents inquiets c'est pénible

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Dis à Cuddy que tu as une urgence Je mentirais

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Et c'est pas bien

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Heureusement la définition du mot urgent est remplaçable

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Pas celle du mot cas

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Steht Cuddy am Ende des Flurs und zählt bis 50

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Sie weiß dass ich in der Klinik bin wie sie es befohlen hat

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Nur dass ich allein bin weiß sie nicht Wir haben ein volles Wartezimmer

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Wie lange willst du die Leute noch ignorieren Ich hau um 4 00 Uhr ab

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Du drückst dich vor weniger als 5 Minuten Arbeit

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Wenn ich da rausgehe wird mir ein rotznasiger Bengel aufs Auge gedrückt

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Das sind 30 Sekunden Nase begutachten und 25 Minuten für 'ne Mom die erst geht

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wenn sie weiß dass ihr Sohn keinen Tumor hat

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Ja Eltern können wirklich unheimlich nervig sein

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Sag Cuddy du hast einen dringenden Fall Du musst früher gehen

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Das wäre doch gelogen

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Und das wäre Unrecht Zum Glück ist die Definition von dringend ja flexibel

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Aber nicht die Definition von Fall

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Что Кадди там в вестибюле считает до 50

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Она знает что я здесь в клинике как она приказала

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она просто не знает что я один

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Ну у тебя полная приемная как ты полагаешь сколько тебе удастся игнорировать их

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Я ухожу в 4 00

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Ты так делаешь чтобы избежать пятиминутной работы

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Если я отсюда выйду мне достанется ребенок с сопливым носом

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Осмотреть нос займет 30 секунд

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25 минут общения с обеспокоенной мамой которая не уйдет пока не удостоверится что это не менингит или опухоль

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Да обеспокоенные родители могут так раздражать

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Просто скажи Кадди что у тебя неотложное дело и тебе пришлось рано уйти

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Это была бы ложь

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А это было бы неправильно Но к счастью определение неотложности бывает разным

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Но не определение дела

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Cuddy está cerca contando hasta 50

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Sabe que estoy aquí en la clínica como lo ordenó

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Pero no sabe que estoy solo La sala de espera está llena

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Cuánto tiempo los ignorarás Salgo a las 4 00

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Haces esto para evitar 5 minutos de trabajo

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Si salgo me asignarán a un chico que le gotea la nariz

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Serán 30 segundos para revisarlo y 25 minutos con la mamá

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que no partirá hasta saber que no es un tumor

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Sí Los padres preocupados son un fastidio

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Dile a Cuddy que tienes un caso urgente

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Eso sería mentir Y eso estaría mal

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Por suerte la definición de urgente es intercambiable

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Pero no lo es la definición de caso

Available in 6 languages

Duration

41 seconds

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38

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:56

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.