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Is it my birthday?

Is it my birthday? I'm not lonely. My leg hurts. She's a real masseuse. She's $500 an...

House • S01E11 • 2004

Is it my birthday? I'm not lonely. My leg hurts. She's a real masseuse. She's $500 an hour, minimum. She's hot, so she's a hooker?What kind of pathetic logic is that? The envious, jealous, i-never-got-any-in-high-schoolkind of logic. Hello. She's a legitimate masseuse. Come on. God! She's beautiful. Because she's beautiful,I should do it? What kind of pathetic logic is that? The envious, jealous, I'm-married-and-i-can't-do-anything logic. Hello. Hi. Listen, I'm sure you're really good at whatever it is you do, but... Give me your hand. Huh? Hey, no, no. Let go of my hand.Come on. She doesn't speak English

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Is it my birthday

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I'm not lonely My leg hurts

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She's a real masseuse

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She's 500 an hour minimum

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She's hot so she's a hooker What kind of pathetic logic is that

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The envious jealous

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i never got any in high school kind of logic Hello

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She's a legitimate masseuse

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Come on

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God She's beautiful

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Because she's beautiful I should do it

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What kind of pathetic logic is that

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The envious jealous I'm married and i can't do anything logic

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Hello

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Hi Listen I'm sure you're really good

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at whatever it is you do but

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Give me your hand

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Huh

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Hey no no Let go of my hand Come on

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She doesn't speak English

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أهو عيد ميلادي

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لست وحيدا ساقي تؤلمني

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إنها مدلكة ممتازة أجرها خمسمائة دولار بالساعة على الأقل

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إنها مثيرة فتكون عاهرة إذا أي منطق سخيف هذا

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الحسود الغيور منطق من لم يتمتع بالجنس بالثانوية ألا ترى

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إنها مدلكة شرعية

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هيا

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يا إلهي إنها جميلة

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لأنها حميلة يجب أن أوافق أي منطق سخيف هذا

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الحسود الغيور منطق المتزوج الذي لا يمكن أن يفعل شيئا ألا ترى

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مرحبا اسمعي أنا واثق أنك بارعة في عملك لكن

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اعطني يدك

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لا دعي يدي لا تتحدث الإنجليزية

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اصمت

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C est mon anniversaire

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Je ne me sens pas seul ma jambe me fait mal

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C est une vraie masseuse 500 de l heure minimum

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Elle est canon alors c est une pute Quelle logique pathétique

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La logique je suis envieux jaloux et j ai pas couché au lycée

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C est une masseuse certifiée Allons

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Mon Dieu Elle est superbe Donc je devrais pas le faire Quelle logique pathétique

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La logique je suis envieux jaloux et je suis marié donc je peux rien faire

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Bonjour écoutez je suis sûr que vous êtes très douée quoi que vous fassiez

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Dame su mano Hein

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Lâchez ma main Elle ne parle pas anglais

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Es mi cumpleaños

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No me siento solo Me duele la pierna

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Es masajista Quinientos dólares la hora mínimo

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Por ser bonita es una prostituta Qué lógica es ésa

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La lógica envidiosa de no hice nada en el bachillerato

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Es una masajista de verdad

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Por favor

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Dios Es hermosa

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Porque es hermosa debo hacerlo Qué lógica es ésa

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La lógica envidiosa de estoy casado y no puedo hacer nada

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Hola seguramente es muy buena en lo que hace pero

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No suélteme la mano No habla inglés

Available in 4 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

34

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:47

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.