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Let me guess, inflammatory bowel

Let me guess, inflammatory bowel. Wow. Yeah. Is it that bad? Yes. It's also written on...

House • S01E05 • 2004

Let me guess, inflammatory bowel. Wow. Yeah. Is it that bad? Yes. It's also written on your chart. "Bloody diarrhea, gas, pain." "Took sulfasalazine,but it didn't work." No. Then... then I... "Next, tried steroid enemas." "Oral corticosteroids 5-Asa,6-mercaptopurine." I'm impressed. By my medical history? By how well your last doctor charted. It's one thing to have to go tothe bathroom every hour, but when the kids sit on my lap,it's... The store sent me home.They're gonna fire me. Can't you put me back on 5-Asa?Maybe it'll work this time. Not likely. I'm giving you a prescription.It's cheap, which is good, because your insurance companywon't pay for it

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Let me guess inflammatory bowel

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Wow Yeah Is it that bad

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Yes

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It's also written on your chart

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Bloody diarrhea gas pain

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Took sulfasalazine but it didn't work

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No Then then I

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Next tried steroid enemas

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Oral corticosteroids 5 Asa 6 mercaptopurine

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I'm impressed

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By my medical history

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By how well your last doctor charted

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It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour

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but when the kids sit on my lap it's

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The store sent me home They're gonna fire me

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Can't you put me back on 5 Asa Maybe it'll work this time

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Not likely

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I'm giving you a prescription It's cheap which is good

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because your insurance company won't pay for it

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دعني أحزر التهاب الأمعاء

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ـ يا إلهي نعم هل هي بهذا السوء ـ نعم

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إنه أيضا مكتوب في ملفك

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إسهال مع دم غازات ألم

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أخذت سولفازالزين لكنه لم ينفع

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ـ لا بعد ذلك أنا ـ حقن منشطة عبر الشرج

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منشط عبر الفم أسبرين

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ـ أنا مذهل ـ بتاريخي الطبي

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من قبل ما فعله طبيبك الأخير في ملفك

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هو شيء واحد يجب علي الذهاب إلى الحمام كل ساعة

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لكن عندما يجلس الأطفال على حضني إنه

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المحل التجاري أرسلني للمنزل سوف يطردونني

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ـ ألا تستطيع أن تعيدني على أسبرين ربما سيعمل هذه المرة ـ غير محتمل

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سأعطيك وصفة إنها رخيصة وهذا جيد

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لأن شركة التأمين لن تدفع ثمنه

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À vue de nez inflammation intestinale

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C'est à ce point là Oui

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C'est écrit dans votre dossier

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Diarrhée sanglante ballonnements douleurs Salazopyrine inefficace

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Non j'ai

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Cortisone en lavement corticoïdes en comprimés

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Pentasa Purithenol Impressionnant

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Quoi donc

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La précision de votre dossier

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C'est rien d'aller aux toilettes toutes les heures

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mais quand les enfants s'assoient sur mon ventre

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Je vais perdre mon boulot

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Je reprends du Pentasa Ça ne fera rien

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Je vous prescris un traitement peu coûteux

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C'est mieux car ce n'est pas remboursé

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Дайте угадаю

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Воспаленный кишечник

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Ух ты да А что настолько плохо

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Да

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Это также записано на вашей медицинской карте

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Кровавый понос газы боль

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Принимал сульфазалин но он не помог

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Потом пробовал стероидные клизмы оральные кортикостероиды 5ASA 6 меркаптопуин

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Я впечатлен Моей историей болезни

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Насколько хорошо ваш последний врач все записал

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Ладно просто бегать в уборную каждый час но когда дети сидят на коленях это

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Управление магазином отправило меня домой Они уволят меня

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Разве вы не можете снова дать мне 5ASA Может быть оно сработает на этот раз

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Маловероятно Я выписываю вам рецепт

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Он дешевый это хорошо потому что ваша страховая компания не будет за него платить

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Déjeme adivinar enfermedad inflamatoria intestinal

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Vaya sí Tan mal huele Sí

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Además está escrito en su ficha

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Diarrea sanguinolenta gases dolor

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Tomó sulfasalacina pero no funcionó

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Después Esteroides en forma de enemas

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Corticosteroides orales Mesalamina mercaptopurina

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Me impresiona Mi historia clínica

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Qué bien registró todo su médico anterior

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Una cosa es ir al baño una vez por hora

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pero cuando los niños se sientan en mis rodillas es

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La tienda me envió a casa Me despedirán

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Deme mesalamina otra vez Quizá funcione

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No lo creo Le haré una receta Es barato eso es bueno

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porque su seguro médico no lo pagará

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

190

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:11

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.