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You know,if we cure Matt, he can use his close brush with deathon his college essays....

House S01E08 2004
Matt uses sure. Chi uses old spice. No zit cream. Lucky kid. Floral air freshener. Doesn't matter. When was the last time you heardof a teenage boy using air freshener? - Pert shampoo.- Johnson's over here. Matt's mom would make himuse air freshener. There are limits to a mother's power,even hers. Just check. Negative on the floral. Matt's alts are up to 800. If they get any higher,we can toss his liver. - Yeah.- No matches on flea powder or underarm deodorant. Or any other kind of deodorant. What about shampoo? No to shampoo, bar soap,dish soap, dish detergent. How about laundry detergent? Maybe they both washedtheir clothes this morning. I'll check. Foreman: You know,if we cure Matt, he can use his close brush with deathon his college essays. Admission guys love that stuff. That's how you got in, right?Jailhouse diary?

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Matt uses sure
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Chi uses old spice
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No zit cream
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Lucky kid
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Floral air freshener
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Doesn't matter
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When was the last time you heard of a teenage boy
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using air freshener
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Pert shampoo Johnson's over here
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Matt's mom would make him use air freshener
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There are limits to a mother's power even hers
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Just check
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Negative on the floral
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Matt's alts are up to 800
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If they get any higher we can toss his liver
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Yeah No matches on flea powder
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or underarm deodorant
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Or any other kind of deodorant
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What about shampoo
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No to shampoo bar soap dish soap dish detergent
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How about laundry detergent
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Maybe they both washed their clothes this morning
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I'll check
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Foreman You know if we cure Matt
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he can use his close brush with death on his college essays
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Admission guys love that stuff
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That's how you got in right Jailhouse diary
Available in 6 languages
Duration
59 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:39
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
Production
Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.