You asshole!
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Captain Spaulding:
Let me ask you something. How come you're asking me so many jackassy questions? Bill Hudley:
My friends and I are on a road trip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country. Captain Spaulding:
I don't drive cross country. Bill Hudley:
But if you did... Captain Spaulding:
But I don't. Bill Hudley:
Yeah, but supposing for a second you did. Captain Spaulding:
[laughs]
You little dickens, you. I know what your problem is. Bill Hudley:
What's that? Captain Spaulding:
[getting angry]
Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha? Bill Hudley:
Jerry... Captain Spaulding:
Yeah, well, saddle up the mule, Ma! Slide me some grits! I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu. Bill Hudley:
Jerry... Captain Spaulding:
You asshole!
Let me ask you something. How come you're asking me so many jackassy questions? Bill Hudley:
My friends and I are on a road trip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country. Captain Spaulding:
I don't drive cross country. Bill Hudley:
But if you did... Captain Spaulding:
But I don't. Bill Hudley:
Yeah, but supposing for a second you did. Captain Spaulding:
[laughs]
You little dickens, you. I know what your problem is. Bill Hudley:
What's that? Captain Spaulding:
[getting angry]
Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha? Bill Hudley:
Jerry... Captain Spaulding:
Yeah, well, saddle up the mule, Ma! Slide me some grits! I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu. Bill Hudley:
Jerry... Captain Spaulding:
You asshole!
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Let me ask you something
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How come you asking so many jackassy questions
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You see my friends and l we're driving across country
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We're writing this book actually on offbeat roadside attractions
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You know the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country
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l don't drive across country
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But if you did
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But l don't
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Yeah but just supposing for a second that you did
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You little dickens you
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l know what your problem is What's that
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Movie Summary
Two young couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers.
Actors
Captain Spaulding
Bill Hudley
