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Yeah, it's better with the laptop

Yeah, it's better with the laptop. Fuck off. You're not payingenough attention to me. I...

House of Cards • S01E02 • 2013

Yeah, it's better with the laptop. Fuck off. You're not payingenough attention to me. I pay attention to youall day at the office. Hey, you know, I don't think I've ever seen youbrush your teeth before. - Sure you have.- No, I don't think so. I know that you do brush,but I don't think I've ever actually witnessed it before. Well, here it is in all its glory. Is that my toothbrush? I don't know. Is it? Yes, it is. - You left it here.- Peter, gross. Oh, come on. We've exchanged plenty of fluids. Ohh. Hey, no, no, no, no,no, no, no. No. Toothpaste. It's not toothpaste.I'm ravished. No. Mm. Go get it. - I have to take this.- Ohh. This is Russo

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Yeah it's better with the laptop

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Fuck off

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You're not paying enough attention to me

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I pay attention to you all day at the office

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Hey you know I don't think

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I've ever seen you brush your teeth before

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Sure you have No I don't think so

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I know that you do brush but I don't think

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I've ever actually witnessed it before

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Well here it is in all its glory

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Is that my toothbrush

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I don't know Is it

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Yes it is

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You left it here Peter gross

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Oh come on

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We've exchanged plenty of fluids

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Ohh Hey no no no no no no no

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No Toothpaste

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It's not toothpaste I'm ravished

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No

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Mm

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Go get it

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I have to take this Ohh

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This is Russo

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أجل إنه أجمل مع الحاسوب

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إبتعد

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أنت لا تعيريني قدر ا كافي ا من الإهتمام

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أنا أ عيرك الإهتمام طيلة اليوم في المكتب

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أتعلم لا أظنني رأيتك تفرك أسنانك سابق ا

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بالتأكيد فعلت لا لا أعتقد ذلك

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أعلم بأنك تفرك أسنانك ولكن ي لا أظنني قد شهدت ذلك قبل ا

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حسن ها هي في أوج مجدها

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أهذه فرشاة أسناني

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لا أعرف أهي كذلك أجل هي كذلك

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نسيتها هنا بيتر هذا مقرف

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بربك

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قد تبادلنا الكثير من السوائل لا بأس

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توقف لا لا لا لا لا لا لا لا

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لا معجون الأسنان

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هذا ليس معجون أسنان أنا م نته ك

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لا

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إذهب وأحضره

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علي الرد على هذا

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روسو يتحدث

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C'est mieux avec l'ordi Connard

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Tu ne fais pas attention à moi

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Je te regarde toute la journée au bureau

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Je ne t'avais jamais vu te brosser les dents

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Mais si Non

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Je sais que tu le fais mais je ne t'avais jamais vu

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Me voilà donc dans toute ma gloire

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C'est ma brosse à dents

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Ah bon Oui

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Tu l'avais laissée T'es dégueu

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On a déjà partagé toutes nos sécrétions

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Non

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Dentifrice Ce n'est pas du dentifrice

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J'ai la rage Non

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Vas Y

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Je dois répondre

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Russo

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Ja es ist besser mit Laptop Verpiss dich

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Du kümmerst dich nicht genug um mich Ich kümmere mich den

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ganzen Tag im Büro um dich

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Hey weißt du ich glaube ich habe dich noch nie Zähne putzen gesehen

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Doch sicher Nein ich glaube nicht

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Ich weiß dass du dir die Zähne putzt aber ich habe dir noch nie dabei zugesehen

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Nun dann genieße es hier in voller Pracht

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Ist das meine Zahnbürste

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Ich weiß nicht Ist sie es Ja das ist sie

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Du hast sie hier vergessen Peter das ist ekelhaft

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Ach komm schon

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Wir haben doch schon viele Körperflüssigkeiten ausgetauscht

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Oh Hey nein nein nein nein nein nein nein

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Nein Zahnpasta

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Das ist nicht Zahnpasta Ich habe Tollwut

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Nein Mhm

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Schau nach wer es ist

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Ich muss dran gehen Oh

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Hier spricht Russo

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PCがいい

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消えて

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構ってくれ

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事務所でずっと構ってる

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初めて歯磨きを見た

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まさかそうよ

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私の前で歯を磨くのは初めて

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ここに極まれりだ

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私の歯ブラシ

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そうか

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そうよ

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あった気持ち悪い

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体液の交換をたっぷりしてきた

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歯磨き粉が

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我慢できない

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取って

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出ないと

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ルッソだ

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Да лучше с компьютером

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Пошел ты

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Ты мне уделяешь недостаточно внимания

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Я тебе целый день уделяю внимание на работе

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Эй знаешь я не помню

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чтобы видела тебя раньше чистящим зубы

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Конечно видела Нет вряд ли

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Я знаю что ты их чистишь но не помню

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чтобы хоть раз видела это

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Ну вот и оно во всей красе

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Это моя щетка

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Не знаю Твоя

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Да

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Ты оставила ее тут Питер фу

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Да ладно тебе

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Мы уже обменялись множеством жидкостей

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Эй нет нет нет нет нет

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Нет Зубная паста

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Это не зубная паста Я зверею

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Нет

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Возьми

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Нужно ответить

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Это Руссо

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Por qué no quitas la computadora del medio

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Déjame verlo todo

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Sí es mejor con la computadora Vete al carajo

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No me prestas suficiente atención

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Lo hago todo el día en la oficina

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No creo haberte visto lavarte los dientes antes

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Claro que sí No no lo creo

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Sé que lo haces pero no creo haber sido testigo de ello

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Aquí está en toda su gloria

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Es mi cepillo No lo sé Sí

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Sí Lo dejaste aquí

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Peter qué asco Ay vamos

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Ya intercambiamos fluidos de sobra

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No Dentífrico No es dentífrico Estoy rabioso

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:19:14

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

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Movie Summary

A Congressman works with his equally conniving wife to exact revenge on the people who betrayed him.