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"Houseboat" quotes

Houseboat poster
A widower, his three young children, and an Italian nanny get to know each other better when circumstances have them living together aboard a badly neglected houseboat.

Director: Melville Shavelson
Writer: Melville Shavelson, Jack Rose, Betsy Drake
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1958
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Nov 1958
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 4 nominations total

54 video clips

Robert WintersTom WintersCinzia ZaccardiDavid WintersCarolyn GibsonAngelo DonatelloElizabeth WintersEleanor WilsonCapt. Alan WilsonArturo Zaccardi
Something wrong What - Houseboat 00:05 Something wrong What Here are your pyjamas - Houseboat 00:21 Here are your pyjamas That's you sir - Houseboat 00:07 That's you sir Now where were we - Houseboat 00:14 Now where were we Is your foot on the clutch - Houseboat 00:06 Is your foot on the clutch Where are you going Welcome to historic Virginia My card - Houseboat 00:11 Where are you going Welcome to historic Virginia My card Go to your room You're not getting anything to eat tonight - Houseboat 00:09 Go to your room You're not getting anything to eat... You must have had a lot of experience raising children - Houseboat 00:30 You must have had a lot of experience raising children Over there is the memorial to Thomas Jefferson - Houseboat 00:05 Over there is the memorial to Thomas Jefferson When the fish comes the bell rings and announces his arrival - Houseboat 00:15 When the fish comes the bell rings and announces his arrival Come out here at once - Houseboat 00:17 Come out here at once You don't have to it's not my boat either - Houseboat 00:34 You don't have to it's not my boat either You've smashed in the whole side of the car - Houseboat 00:07 You've smashed in the whole side of the car Do you like your Aunt Carolyn Sure thing she's cool - Houseboat 00:15 Do you like your Aunt Carolyn Sure thing she's cool Can you select a melon for me - Houseboat 00:04 Can you select a melon for me What a party You should have been there - Houseboat 00:04 What a party You should have been there Arrivederci Roberto Roberto is me it's Italian - Houseboat 00:08 Arrivederci Roberto Roberto is me it's Italian Always Where is their mother What - Houseboat 00:13 Always Where is their mother What I'm 22 and I haven't yet given my first performance for a man any man - Houseboat 00:08 I'm 22 and I haven't yet given my first... Did you make up your mind about the boat - Houseboat 00:15 Did you make up your mind about the boat How long is it since you had a bath - Houseboat 00:10 How long is it since you had a bath Keep your motor running I'll be around - Houseboat 00:04 Keep your motor running I'll be around Down there is my old man's grocery store and across the river is the country club - Houseboat 00:10 Down there is my old man's grocery store and across the... Cinzia is getting melon and prosciutto That's ham - Houseboat 00:26 Cinzia is getting melon and prosciutto That's ham Well I've got to get in bed with somebody - Houseboat 00:05 Well I've got to get in bed with somebody I'm tired of the best people - Houseboat 00:06 I'm tired of the best people If you try that again you'll get a spanking you'll never forget - Houseboat 00:14 If you try that again you'll get a spanking you'll... The 4th of July The Sons of Italy Ball - Houseboat 00:18 The 4th of July The Sons of Italy Ball Cinzia your date is here Straining at the leash - Houseboat 00:06 Cinzia your date is here Straining at the leash I never want to see you again - Houseboat 00:11 I never want to see you again I can make boiled eggs and cereal - Houseboat 00:14 I can make boiled eggs and cereal My brother once took a dame like that to the Sons of Italy Ball - Houseboat 00:16 My brother once took a dame like that to the Sons of Italy... Hello They've got quite a buffet - Houseboat 00:08 Hello They've got quite a buffet Holy jumping cow - Houseboat 00:04 Holy jumping cow Me I Yes - Houseboat 00:10 Me I Yes I think you've had enough Alan One teeny weenie Martini - Houseboat 00:09 I think you've had enough Alan One teeny weenie Martini Listen About married people What - Houseboat 00:14 Listen About married people What Anybody does anything to you again - Houseboat 00:18 Anybody does anything to you again You can't be our mother You are our friend - Houseboat 00:05 You can't be our mother You are our friend Sure ly - Houseboat 00:06 Sure ly Where's the Italian pastry - Houseboat 00:04 Where's the Italian pastry I love your new uniform - Houseboat 00:22 I love your new uniform I'm delighted you are the belle of the ball but may I have this dance - Houseboat 00:11 I'm delighted you are the belle of the ball but may I... Yes I do - Houseboat 00:19 Yes I do Do you want to go fishing for eels I can't think of anything nicer - Houseboat 00:06 Do you want to go fishing for eels I can't think of... Would it matter if I slept with you - Houseboat 00:19 Would it matter if I slept with you I have a good business I make a nice dollar I own my own truck - Houseboat 00:14 I have a good business I make a nice dollar I own my own... Cinzia I think I should apologise - Houseboat 00:14 Cinzia I think I should apologise Is the dame ready The lady is finishing dressing - Houseboat 00:06 Is the dame ready The lady is finishing dressing I'm certain you wouldn't do anything to embarrass me - Houseboat 00:07 I'm certain you wouldn't do anything to embarrass... I know how you feel - Houseboat 00:33 I know how you feel I can lock her in her room I can take her to Italy - Houseboat 00:08 I can lock her in her room I can take her to Italy Think what the world would be like if nothing ever died - Houseboat 00:10 Think what the world would be like if nothing ever died It's just that everything is constantly changing - Houseboat 00:37 It's just that everything is constantly changing

Cast

Tom Winters - Cary Grant
Cinzia Zaccardi - Sophia Loren
Carolyn Gibson - Martha Hyer
Angelo Donatello - Harry Guardino
Arturo Zaccardi - Eduardo Ciannelli
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