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Uh, take two Tylenol, and make yourself some breakfast

How to Be Single

Uh, take two Tylenol,and make yourself some breakfast. I love you. Love, love you. Your...

How to Be Single • 2016

Uh, take two Tylenol,and make yourself some breakfast. I love you. Love, love you. Your roommate seems pretty cool. Oh, she's my sister. - Really?- Mmm-hmm. Uh, then I think I might have pissedin your sister's litter box. That's a Zen garden. The cat has a Zen garden? There's no cat. Where am I? I knew I had sex in this apartment! - Oh, yeah.- What's up? Okay, where are we? - Um, Broadway and 77th.- Um... We have to be at work in 30 minutes,so we should probably go this way. It's okay, I can do this in 20. - Wait, do what?- Let's go. - Wait, do what?- Time me! Step one. That stuff is for babies. Babies with hangovers

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Uh take two Tylenol and make yourself some breakfast

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I love you

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Love love you

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Your roommate seems pretty cool

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Oh she's my sister

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Really Mmm hmm

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Uh then I think I might have pissed in your sister's litter box

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That's a Zen garden

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The cat has a Zen garden

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There's no cat

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Where am I

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I knew I had sex in this apartment

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Oh yeah What's up

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Okay where are we

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Um Broadway and 77th Um

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We have to be at work in 30 minutes so we should probably go this way

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It's okay I can do this in 20

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Wait do what Let's go

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Wait do what Time me

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Step one

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That stuff is for babies

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Babies with hangovers

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خذ لنفسك بعض حبوب الصداع واعملي لنفسك فطور

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انا احبك

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حب احبك

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صديقتك في السكن تبدوا رائعة

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اوه انها اختي

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حقا

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اذن ربما اني قمت بالتبول في صندق اختك ذلك

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هذه حديقة زينة

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تلك القطة تمتلك حديقة زينة

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انها ليست قطة

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اين انا

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لقد علمت اني مارست الجنس في هذه الشقة

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نعم كيف حالك

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حسن اين نحن

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برود واي الشارع 77

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سوف نصل للعمل خلال 30 دقيقة

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لذا ربما علينا ان نذهب من هنا

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لا عليك استطيع ان نجعلنا نصل خلال 20

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انتظري لنفعل ماذا لنذهب

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انتظري نفعل ماذا نصل في الوقت

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اول امر

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هذه الأمور للأطفال

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اطفال هانوفر

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Prends deux Doliprane et fais toi un petit déj

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Bisous

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Bisous

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Ta coloc a l'air plutôt cool

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C'est ma s ur

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Ah bon

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Alors j'ai peut être pissé dans la litière de ta s ur

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C'est un jardin zen Le chat a un jardin zen

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Où suis je

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Je savais que j'avais baisé ici

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Où on est

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Broadway

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et 77e Rue

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On doit être au boulot dans 30 minutes

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C'est bon Je peux faire ça en 20

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Faire quoi

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Top chrono

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Étape n 1

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C'est pour les bébés

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Des bébés avec la GDB

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01 SOIGNER LA GDB

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Äh nimm 2 Aspirin und mach' dir 'n Frühstück

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Hab' dich lieb

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Lieb' lieb' dich auch

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Deine Mitbewohnerin scheint ziemlich cool zu sein

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Sie ist meine Schwester

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Wirklich

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Ah dann hab' ich vielleicht ins Katzenklo deiner Schwester gepisst

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Das ist 'n Zen Garten

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Die Katze hat 'nen Zen Garten

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Es gibt keine Katze

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Wo bin ich

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Wusst' ich doch dass ich Sex in dieser Wohnung hatte

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Oh ja Alles klar

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Ok wo sind wir

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Ähm Broadway Ecke 77 Ähm

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wir müssen in 30 Minuten bei der Arbeit sein wir gehen da lang

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Ist gut ich schaff' das in 20

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Warte was denn Hier lang

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Warte was denn Stopp' die Zeit

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Schritt 1

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Das Zeug ist für Babys

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Babys mit Hangover

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01 HANGOVER LOSWERDEN

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Minumlah dua butir Tylenol dan buat sendiri sarapanmu

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Aku menyayangimu

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Aku sayang padamu

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Teman sekamarmu sangat keren

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Dia kakakku

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Benarkah Mmm hmm

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Berarti aku mengincingi tempat kotoran kucing kakakmu

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Itu Zen garden taman miniatur Kucing punya Zen garden

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Dimana aku

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Sudah kuduga aku berhubungan seks di apartemen ini

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Ya Apa kabar

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Baiklah dimana kita

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Broadway dan 77th Em

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Kita harus tiba di kantor dalam 30 menit jadi sebaiknya ke arah sini

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Tak masalah aku bisa lakukan dalam 20 menit

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Tunggu melakukan apa Ayo Tunggu lakukan apa Memanjakan diri

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Langkah pertama

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Barang barang itu untuk bayi

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Bayi yang sedang mabuk 01 Menghilangkan Mabuk

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頭痛薬を飲んで朝食を

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愛してる

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私も愛してる

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いいルームメイトね

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私の姉なの

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そうなの

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ゴミ箱にオシッコした

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禅庭よ

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猫に禅庭

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飼ってない

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ここは

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セックスしてた

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ここはどこ

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ブロードウェイと77丁目

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あと30分で仕事よこっち

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大丈夫 20分で済む

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何が

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時間を見てて

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乳幼児飲料

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ステップ１

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乳児用でしょ

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二日酔いが治る

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その１二日酔いを治す

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その１二日酔いを治す

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Прими две таблетки тайленола

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и приготовь себе завтрак

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Я люблю тебя

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А я тебя

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Классная у тебя соседка

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Это моя сестра

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Правда

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Тогда я кажется написала

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в кошачий лоток твоей сестры

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Это сад камней

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У кошки есть сад камней

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Нет у нее никакой кошки

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Где я

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Я знала что у меня был секс в этой квартире

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Да Салют

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Так где мы

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На Бродвее 77 я улица

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На работе нужно быть через 30 минут

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наверное лучше пойти сюда

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Ничего я могу уложиться и в 20

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Стой уложимся Идем

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Погоди уложимся Засекай

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ПЕДИАЛАЙТ

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Шаг первый

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Это для деток

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Для деток с похмельем

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01 ЛЕЧИМ ПОХМЕЛЬЕ

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Tómate dos aspirinas y prepárate el desayuno

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Te quiero

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Yo también te quiero

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Me cae muy bien tu compañera de cuarto

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Es mi hermana

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En serio

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Quizá haya orinado en la caja de arena de tu hermana

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Es un jardín zen

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El gato tiene un jardín zen

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No hay gato

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Dónde estoy

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Sabía que había tenido relaciones aquí

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Sí Qué tal

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Bien dónde estamos

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En Broadway y la 77

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Tenemos 30 minutos para llegar al trabajo Vamos por aquí

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Descuida puedo hacer esto en 20

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Espera Qué Ven

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Espera Qué Toma el tiempo

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Primer paso

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Eso es para bebés

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01 CURAR RESACA

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Bebés con resaca

Available in 8 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:23

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

New Line Cinema,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Flower Films

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Movie Summary

A group of young adults navigate love and relationships in New York City.