I got you a gift. Thanks. . Thanks for not rushing me. Yeah. This is only half the gift....

George: I got you a gift. [it's a present wrapped in a brown paper bag] Lisa: Thanks. [Opens the gift] Lisa: . Thanks for not rushing me. George: Yeah. [It's Play-Doh] George: This is only half the gift. Lisa: Yeah? George: It doesn't work without the story. Lisa: [sarcastically] Ok? George: [Explains the story of how Play-Doh was invented] This stuff was invented by this man in central Ohio as white goo. They used it to remove stuff off a wallpaper from old-fashioned heating. So this gas and electric heating came and there was no longer a need for the cleaning goo. So, the guy was going under with his sister in law who was a nursery school teacher... Lisa: Is this a true story? George: The man's name was Joe Mcvicker. His sister was Kay Zufall. Lisa: Ok, I believe you. George: So, Kay Zufall discovered that her little kids liked squeezing the goo a lot more than hard-modeling clay. So she suggested to her brother in law Joe, the color of the stuff, and call it Play-Doh. Lisa: [impressed] Hey. Nice. George: I have kept this for a long time as proof that we're all just one small adjustment the way from making our lives work.