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How to Get Ahead in Advertising

We're living in a shop. The world is one magnificent fucking shop. And if it hasn't got a...

[last lines] Denis Dimbleby Bagley:
We're living in a shop. The world is one magnificent fucking shop. And if it hasn't got a price tag, it isn't worth having. There is no greater freedom than freedom of choice, and that's the difference between you and me, boil. I was brought up to believe in that, and so should you, but you don't. You don't want freedom, do you? You don't even want roads. God, I never want to go on another train as long as I live! Roads represent a fundamental right of man to have access to the good things in life. Without roads, established family favorites would become elitist delicacies. Potter's soap would be for the few. There'd be no more tea bags, no instant potatoes, no long life cream. There'd be no aerosols. Detergents would vanish. So would tinned spaghetti and baked beans with six frankfurters. The right to smoke one's chosen brand would be denied. Chewing gum would probably disappear, So would pork pies. Foot deodorizers would climax Without hope of replacement. When the hydrolyzed monosodium glutamate reserves run out, food would rot in its packets. Jesus Christ, there wouldn't be any more packets! Packaging would vanish from the face of the Earth. But worst of all, There'd be no more cars. And more than anything, people love their cars. They have a right to them. They have to sweat all day in some stinking factory making disposable cigarette lighters or everlasting Christmas trees, by Christ, They're entitled to them! They're entitled to any innovation technology brings. Whether it's ten percent more of it or fifteen percent off of it, They're entitled to it! They're entitled to one of four important new ingredients! Why should anyone have to clean their teeth Without important new ingredients? Why the hell shouldn't they have their CZT? How dare some smutty Marxist carbunkle presume to deny them it? They love their CZT! They want it, they need it, they positively adore it! And by Christ, while I've got air in my body They're going to get it! They're going to get it bigger and brighter and better. I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary, shove vitamins in their toilet rolls. If happiness means the whole world standing on a double layer of foot deodorizers, I, Bagley, will see that they get them! I'll give them anything and everything they want! By God, I will! I shall not cease, till Jerusalem is builded here, on England's green and pleasant land!

Full Transcript

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I'd be decapitating it and that could be dangerous
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We don't know who this person is
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It might be a relative His mother
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I think it's a male Father then
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I'm sure that before any attempt is made to get rid of it
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you've got to find out who it is
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Once we've done that we've got a good chance
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of converting it back to a normal boil
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Then I'll lance it
Duration
24 seconds
Views
919
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:31
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2022
Genres
Production
Virgin Films,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

A cynical advertising exec has a block at work leading to a meltdown. He's hilariously out of control. Getting a big, talking boil on his shoulder doesn't help.

Actors

Richard E. Grant
Denis Dimbleby Bagley