One of each!
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Lily:
[Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia]
Oh, hell. No! [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia] Lily:
Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes. Barney:
[confused]
Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles? Lily:
[pause, thinks about it]
One of each!
[Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia]
Oh, hell. No! [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia] Lily:
Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes. Barney:
[confused]
Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles? Lily:
[pause, thinks about it]
One of each!
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Oh hell no
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Ow Ow Ow
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Claudia is getting married tomorrow
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And so help me God
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if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her
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I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles
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and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out
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and then I'll feed them to you like grapes
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Wait my eyes or my testicles
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One of each
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Movie Summary
A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
Actors
Barney Stinson
