"How I Won the War" quotes

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An inept British World War II commander leads his troops through a series of misadventures in North Africa and Europe.

Director: Richard Lester
Writer: Patrick Ryan, Charles Wood
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, war
Year: 1967
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Oct 1967
Awards: N/A

11 Clips

Jokes Mind you I'm working class - How I Won the War 00:11 Jokes Mind you I'm working class Bayonet Where's your bayonet Must have left it sticking in the enemy - How I Won the War 00:33 Bayonet Where's your bayonet Must have left it sticking in... Will you take my horse sir - How I Won the War 00:51 Will you take my horse sir Fourth Muskets aren't you Been expecting you - How I Won the War 00:11 Fourth Muskets aren't you Been expecting you I can't I fear I can't march properly on my own as an officer in the public eye - How I Won the War 00:18 I can't I fear I can't march properly on my own as an... To beat the Hun dig in then break through with sword and lance I think - How I Won the War 00:08 To beat the Hun dig in then break through with sword and... Never underrate the wily Pathan - How I Won the War 01:07 Never underrate the wily Pathan Treat us like human beings What we want is more humane killers - How I Won the War 00:06 Treat us like human beings What we want is more humane... Well our officer calls me up and he says Musketeer Gripweed - How I Won the War 00:17 Well our officer calls me up and he says Musketeer Gripweed You married No I play the harmonica - How I Won the War 00:04 You married No I play the harmonica I'm not a thief Now then you're all clean for gangrene - How I Won the War 00:07 I'm not a thief Now then you're all clean for gangrene

Cast

Lt. Goodbody - Michael Crawford
Gripweed - John Lennon
Clapper - Roy Kinnear
Transom - Lee Montague
Juniper - Jack MacGowran
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