Never underrate the wily Pathan. What we're going on to now is the wily Pathan, followed...
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Grapple:
Never underrate the wily Pathan. What we're going on to now is the wily Pathan, followed the use of and handling of anti-gas carpet. The Pathan lives in India. India is a hot, strange country. It's full of wily Pathans and they're up to wily things, which is why I always wear spurs, even in cold weather. Now, my advice to you is always to keep your rifle strapped to a suitable portion of your body - your leg is good. Otherwise, you'll find the wily Pathan will strip himself mother-naked, grease himself all over - slippery as an eel - make off with your rifle, which is a crime. Any questions so far, or can we take gas?
Goodbody:
Sir, has the pathan gone over to Hitler, sir?
Grapple:
Grammar school boy?
Goodbody:
Sir.
Grapple:
No, he has not. Too wily for that, the wily Pathan, you'll find.
Goodbody:
Then shall we be fighting him in this war, sir?
Grapple:
Of course we will, boy! The British Army has always fought the wily Pathan. Stripped mother-naked, under the tent brailings like a snake, he is.
Goodbody:
Why?
Grapple:
[increasingly annoyed]
Why, what? Why, what? We want to get on to gas. May save your life one day, gas.
Goodbody:
Er, why has the British Army always fought the wily Pathan, sir?
Grapple:
[very incensed]
Because he's just like you are, a damn wily troublemaker! What's your name in full? How did you get into an O.C.T.U. without knowing your history?
[sigh]
Grapple:
God help your men. They'll be torn apart by the wily Pathan.
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Never underrate the wily Pathan
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We are going onto the wily Pathan and the use of anti gas carpet
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Ya Ya The Pathan lives in India
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India is a hot strange country full of wily Pathans up to wily things
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Which is why I always wear spurs even in cold weather
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My advice is to keep your rifle strapped to a suitable portion of your body
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A leg is good Otherwise the wily Pathan will strip himself naked
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grease himself all over slippery as an eel
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make off with your rifle which is a crime Any questions
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Or can we take gas Has the Pathan gone over to Hitler sir
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Grammar school boy Sir
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No he has not Too wily for that the wily Pathan
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Then shall we be fighting him in this war sir
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Of course the British army has always fought the wily Pathan
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Stripped naked under the tent brailings like a snake he is
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Why Why what
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We want to get on to gas It may save your life one clay
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Why has the British army always fought the wily Pathan
Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 129
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 53s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: An inept British World War II commander leads his troops through a series of misadventures in North Africa and Europe.
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