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Juniper:
[enters scene dressed as a clown, pulling a hobby horse, as if acting a scene]
Will you take my horse, sir? Transom:
[to Goodbody]
Take no large notice, sir. He is working what is known as ticket, sir. Keeps the lads amused. [Clapper, Drouge, and Spool join Juniper, dressed normally] Transom:
Pick those bits up, Gripweed! [joining the scene] Transom:
Where's your tin hat gone, Juniper? Juniper:
Losing by neglect, sir! Transom:
If I catch you without your tin hat in a battle zone again, I'll ram it down your throat! Clapper:
Losing by neglect, One mess tin. Juniper:
One mess tin! Transom:
Did you have your name on it? [aside, to Goodbody] Transom:
Take no notice, sir. Juniper:
Scratched on! Goodbody:
Pull these... Clapper:
Scratched on? Goodbody:
...men together! Juniper:
Scored it! Transom:
How dare you disfigure government property? Six days royal warrant. March him off, Musket Major. Two men! [exeunt Juniper, Clapper, Drogue, and Spool] Transom:
[to Goodbody]
Ought to camouflage up, sir, or go - or go get the scrim up, sir, if you're stopping. Us in our, uh, vests here, sir. Exposed to all manner of nasty - Goodbody:
[interrupting, angry but calm]
I'm going to explode, but I won't. I think the roller, don't you? [walks to background]
[enters scene dressed as a clown, pulling a hobby horse, as if acting a scene]
Will you take my horse, sir? Transom:
[to Goodbody]
Take no large notice, sir. He is working what is known as ticket, sir. Keeps the lads amused. [Clapper, Drouge, and Spool join Juniper, dressed normally] Transom:
Pick those bits up, Gripweed! [joining the scene] Transom:
Where's your tin hat gone, Juniper? Juniper:
Losing by neglect, sir! Transom:
If I catch you without your tin hat in a battle zone again, I'll ram it down your throat! Clapper:
Losing by neglect, One mess tin. Juniper:
One mess tin! Transom:
Did you have your name on it? [aside, to Goodbody] Transom:
Take no notice, sir. Juniper:
Scratched on! Goodbody:
Pull these... Clapper:
Scratched on? Goodbody:
...men together! Juniper:
Scored it! Transom:
How dare you disfigure government property? Six days royal warrant. March him off, Musket Major. Two men! [exeunt Juniper, Clapper, Drogue, and Spool] Transom:
[to Goodbody]
Ought to camouflage up, sir, or go - or go get the scrim up, sir, if you're stopping. Us in our, uh, vests here, sir. Exposed to all manner of nasty - Goodbody:
[interrupting, angry but calm]
I'm going to explode, but I won't. I think the roller, don't you? [walks to background]
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Will you take my horse sir
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Take no large notice sir He is working what is known as ticket
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It keeps the lads amused
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Pick those bits up Gripweed
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Where's your tin hat Juniper Losing by neglect sir
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If I catch you without it again I'll ram it down your throat
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Losing one mess tin
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Did you have your name on it Scratched on
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Pull these men together Scratched on
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Scored it You disfigured government property
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Six days Royal Warrant March him off Musket Major Two men
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You ought to camouflage up sir or get the scrim up if you're stopping
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Us in our vest are exposed to all manner of nastiness
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I'm going to explode but I won't
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I think the roller don't you
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Movie Summary
An inept British World War II commander leads his troops through a series of misadventures in North Africa and Europe.



