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How to Ruin the Holidays

When a struggling comedian reluctantly returns home for the holidays, not only must she deal with her eccentric family, but she ultimately faces a life-changing decision about her special-needs brother.

Director

Arlen Konopaki

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Genre

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N/A

Production

Buffalo 8,Dad's Garage,Krog Street

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Homepage

https://www.howtoruintheholidaysmovie.com/

Mom

Director

Santa

Phil

Mark

Tree Seller Person

Yoga Mean Girl 2

Douche Bag Executive

Rob

Instructor

Andrea

Doctor

Yoga Mean Girl 1

Sharon

Dad

Michelle

Bank Teller

Obnoxious Lady

Surly Senior

William Tokarsky

Suzy

Nearby Lady

Amanda Lee Williams

Larry

Henry Zebrowski

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It tastes like
cinnamon or almonds. - How to Ruin the Holidays

It tastes like cinnamon or almonds.

So, what you doing over there? - How to Ruin the Holidays

So, what you doing over there?

Standing around with your
butt between your legs? - How to Ruin the Holidays

Standing around with your butt between your legs?

Dad says it's a shithole. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Dad says it's a shithole.

♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪

♪ Christmas Eve
is coming soon ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Christmas Eve is coming soon ♪

♪ Whisper what
you'll bring to me ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Whisper what you'll bring to me ♪

This is effortless.
Remember to breathe. - How to Ruin the Holidays

This is effortless. Remember to breathe.

♪ When I'm fast asleep ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ When I'm fast asleep ♪

I no longer have
peripheral vision. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I no longer have peripheral vision.

Try our all-beef perfect
bl... perfect blend. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Try our all-beef perfect bl... perfect blend.

Give your cat a natural diet
like it would have in the wild. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Give your cat a natural diet like it would have in the wild.

Did I see you the other
night at the Comedy Factory - How to Ruin the Holidays

Did I see you the other night at the Comedy Factory

You should think about
doing that for a living. - How to Ruin the Holidays

You should think about doing that for a living.

Can I get an Impossible
Whopper with, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Can I get an Impossible Whopper with,

Sorry. My window doesn't work. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Sorry. My window doesn't work.

What ever happened
to Merry Christmas, - How to Ruin the Holidays

What ever happened to Merry Christmas,

♪ Becky wants a picture book ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Becky wants a picture book ♪

- Let me hear it.
- Okay. It's a good one. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Let me hear it. - Okay. It's a good one.

"Elaine, 45, beaten
down by life. - How to Ruin the Holidays

"Elaine, 45, beaten down by life.

Not attractive, but
not ugly, just plain. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Not attractive, but not ugly, just plain.

She is quick to anger, - How to Ruin the Holidays

She is quick to anger,

My God. Thank you. - How to Ruin the Holidays

My God. Thank you.

For a guy who dresses
up like a hot dog - How to Ruin the Holidays

For a guy who dresses up like a hot dog

I cannot wait to
get out of this town - How to Ruin the Holidays

I cannot wait to get out of this town

Dude, just 'cause
my family sucks - How to Ruin the Holidays

Dude, just 'cause my family sucks

I was actually thinking
about it today, - How to Ruin the Holidays

I was actually thinking about it today,

In just a few short years, - How to Ruin the Holidays

In just a few short years,

I want an old one, like, brittle - How to Ruin the Holidays

I want an old one, like, brittle

Anyway, look, I know
it's been a few years - How to Ruin the Holidays

Anyway, look, I know it's been a few years

- Here we go.
- Manipulation in three, two... - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Here we go. - Manipulation in three, two...

Well, Dad had a fall,
and he's not doing good. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Well, Dad had a fall, and he's not doing good.

I really need your help. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I really need your help.

Anyways, the real
reason I'm calling - How to Ruin the Holidays

Anyways, the real reason I'm calling

And I'm super into thinking about my brand right now.

Would you describe me as - How to Ruin the Holidays

Would you describe me as

So either come home
for a visit or call me. - How to Ruin the Holidays

So either come home for a visit or call me.

Also, most importantly, don't
forget to read my screenplay. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Also, most importantly, don't forget to read my screenp...

♪ Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪

- Thank you for flying with us.
- ♪ Dancing down a snowy path ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Thank you for flying with us. - ♪ Dancing down a snowy pat...

♪ Come along, we'll
have some fun ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Come along, we'll have some fun ♪

Great, because, "SNL" is looking - How to Ruin the Holidays

Great, because, "SNL" is looking

I don't know if they're
looking for, like, fat funny - How to Ruin the Holidays

I don't know if they're looking for, like, fat fun...

But, hey, either way, - How to Ruin the Holidays

But, hey, either way,

All right? And... And please, - How to Ruin the Holidays

All right? And... And please,

'Cause for a guy whose job
it is to answer the phone, - How to Ruin the Holidays

'Cause for a guy whose job it is to answer the phone,

I'd say his injuries are
mostly psychological. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I'd say his injuries are mostly psychological.

Andrea, you told me that he
wasn't doing well at all. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Andrea, you told me that he wasn't doing well at all.

- My God!
- I'm gonna kill you. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- My God! - I'm gonna kill you.

Okay. What was so urgent - How to Ruin the Holidays

Okay. What was so urgent

So I have this great idea
for a new screenplay. - How to Ruin the Holidays

So I have this great idea for a new screenplay.

Imagine, like, a really
gritty reboot of "Garfield." - How to Ruin the Holidays

Imagine, like, a really gritty reboot of "Garfield.&quo...

♪ First Noel, the... ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ First Noel, the... ♪

♪ Poor shepherds in
fields as they lay ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Poor shepherds in fields as they lay ♪

♪ In fields where they ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ In fields where they ♪

♪ On a cold winter's night ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ On a cold winter's night ♪

W-Who even knows about
Garfield and fucking lasagna? - How to Ruin the Holidays

W-Who even knows about Garfield and fucking lasagna?

"I hate Mondays." - How to Ruin the Holidays

"I hate Mondays."

- My God.
- ♪ Noel, Noel ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

- My God. - ♪ Noel, Noel ♪

I know, but I thought
you might have read it - How to Ruin the Holidays

I know, but I thought you might have read it

Ol' Larry, who farted too
hard in the fourth grade - How to Ruin the Holidays

Ol' Larry, who farted too hard in the fourth grade

I need you to help me to
convince Dad to sell this place. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I need you to help me to convince Dad to sell this place.

So we can use the
money, you know, - How to Ruin the Holidays

So we can use the money, you know,

He can't take care
of himself or Mark. - How to Ruin the Holidays

He can't take care of himself or Mark.

Okay. I'm just gonna
stop you right there - How to Ruin the Holidays

Okay. I'm just gonna stop you right there

So I'm gonna go in and assess
the situation for myself. - How to Ruin the Holidays

So I'm gonna go in and assess the situation for myself.

My God. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Hey! What the...? - How to Ruin the Holidays

Hey! What the...?

- I've missed you so much.
- I know. Me too. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- I've missed you so much. - I know. Me too.

- Stacking water.
- So he's okay? - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Stacking water. - So he's okay?

Survival drill! - How to Ruin the Holidays

Survival drill!

- Get all of the INCH bags!
- All of the INCH bags! - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Get all of the INCH bags! - All of the INCH bags!

She's like a one-woman
episode of "This is Us." - How to Ruin the Holidays

She's like a one-woman episode of "This is Us.&quo...

With environmental destruction, - How to Ruin the Holidays

With environmental destruction,

It's only a matter of time - How to Ruin the Holidays

It's only a matter of time

Wait, so this is a
nuclear-attack scenario, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Wait, so this is a nuclear-attack scenario,

- Do you have your INCH bags?
- What the shit is an INCH bag? - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Do you have your INCH bags? - What the shit is an INCH bag...

It stands for, "I'm
Never Coming Home." - How to Ruin the Holidays

It stands for, "I'm Never Coming Home."

It's kind of like
whatever bag you packed - How to Ruin the Holidays

It's kind of like whatever bag you packed

And for the record, if
the world were ending, - How to Ruin the Holidays

And for the record, if the world were ending,

The only threat to my
survival at this moment - How to Ruin the Holidays

The only threat to my survival at this moment

I mean specifically
in this house, - How to Ruin the Holidays

I mean specifically in this house,

Right here, there is a lock box, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Right here, there is a lock box,

You have to work like a team, - How to Ruin the Holidays

You have to work like a team,

There's a fine line
between survival - How to Ruin the Holidays

There's a fine line between survival

- The fuck, Dad?
- So, Andrea, you are going - How to Ruin the Holidays

- The fuck, Dad? - So, Andrea, you are going

Michelle, you open
up this bad boy, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Michelle, you open up this bad boy,

Mark, you are going to
get the fire extinguisher, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Mark, you are going to get the fire extinguisher,

I mean, isn't it wasting
valuable seconds in this inferno - How to Ruin the Holidays

I mean, isn't it wasting valuable seconds in this infer...

I don't think
casual day drinking - How to Ruin the Holidays

I don't think casual day drinking

How to Ruin the Holidays poster

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When a struggling comedian reluctantly returns home for the holidays, not only must she deal with her eccentric family, but she ultimately faces a life-changing decision about her special-needs brother.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Arlen Konopaki

Writer: Kevin Gillese

Production: Buffalo 8,Dad's Garage,Krog Street

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Mar 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.howtoruintheholidaysmovie.com/