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How to Ruin the Holidays

When a struggling comedian reluctantly returns home for the holidays, not only must she deal with her eccentric family, but she ultimately faces a life-changing decision about her special-needs brother.

Director

Arlen Konopaki

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Production

Buffalo 8,Dad's Garage,Krog Street

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Homepage

https://www.howtoruintheholidaysmovie.com/

Mom

Director

Santa

Phil

Mark

Tree Seller Person

Yoga Mean Girl 2

Douche Bag Executive

Rob

Instructor

Andrea

Doctor

Yoga Mean Girl 1

Sharon

Dad

Michelle

Bank Teller

Obnoxious Lady

Surly Senior

William Tokarsky

Suzy

Nearby Lady

Amanda Lee Williams

Larry

Henry Zebrowski

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I wasn't sure who
you were referring to - How to Ruin the Holidays

I wasn't sure who you were referring to

I mean, to me, she's, - How to Ruin the Holidays

I mean, to me, she's,

Okay, well, then I think
that you should know - How to Ruin the Holidays

Okay, well, then I think that you should know

I don't think I need
an ironclad excuse - How to Ruin the Holidays

I don't think I need an ironclad excuse

Well, you've suddenly
become big on family values. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Well, you've suddenly become big on family values.

I didn't do it. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I didn't do it.

I do shitty improv
gigs for 150 bucks. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I do shitty improv gigs for 150 bucks.

That's what makes
me so fucking mad. - How to Ruin the Holidays

That's what makes me so fucking mad.

Like, closer than
I've ever been before. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Like, closer than I've ever been before.

And I just want
everybody to be okay - How to Ruin the Holidays

And I just want everybody to be okay

I just don't have
space in my life - How to Ruin the Holidays

I just don't have space in my life

Michelle, you really gotta
get your shit together. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Michelle, you really gotta get your shit together.

That's a crappiest tree on
the lot, but it's all yours. - How to Ruin the Holidays

That's a crappiest tree on the lot, but it's all y...

Hey, that's the weirdest,
most pathetic little tree - How to Ruin the Holidays

Hey, that's the weirdest, most pathetic little tree

Weird things need a home, too, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Weird things need a home, too,

Bye! Hope your home
is marked by plague. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Bye! Hope your home is marked by plague.

♪ It came upon a
midnight clear ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ It came upon a midnight clear ♪

♪ That glorious song of old ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ That glorious song of old ♪

What? No. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Yeah?
- Well, not notes per se, - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Yeah? - Well, not notes per se,

It's a powerful family drama, - How to Ruin the Holidays

It's a powerful family drama,

I'm gonna... I'm gonna try to
call and meet with my agent. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I'm gonna... I'm gonna try to call and meet with m...

- I've been meaning to ask you...
- what's your agent like? - How to Ruin the Holidays

- I've been meaning to ask you... - what's your ag...

I mean, he just basically
gets me, like, auditions - How to Ruin the Holidays

I mean, he just basically gets me, like, auditions

Like, imagine any show
that has an action sequence - How to Ruin the Holidays

Like, imagine any show that has an action sequence

You can't make a show good - How to Ruin the Holidays

You can't make a show good

Totally. It's like,
"no, we don't have - How to Ruin the Holidays

Totally. It's like, "no, we don't have

I was watching
"Handmaid's Tale," - How to Ruin the Holidays

I was watching "Handmaid's Tale,"

That's just the glamorous life - How to Ruin the Holidays

That's just the glamorous life

You could always
come back to Atlanta - How to Ruin the Holidays

You could always come back to Atlanta

Yeah, well, I'm just here
to get everybody settled, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Yeah, well, I'm just here to get everybody settled,

Well, we're cheering for you. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Well, we're cheering for you.

I was just dreaming about
a very satisfying romance - How to Ruin the Holidays

I was just dreaming about a very satisfying romance

Yeah, and I sent it along, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Yeah, and I sent it along,

- It's fantastic.
- It's unbelievable. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- It's fantastic. - It's unbelievable.

But they did ultimately
decide to go with, - How to Ruin the Holidays

But they did ultimately decide to go with,

I mean, I looked her up, - How to Ruin the Holidays

I mean, I looked her up,

We'll get the next prime-time, - How to Ruin the Holidays

We'll get the next prime-time,

You know that's got like
a million calories, right? - How to Ruin the Holidays

You know that's got like a million calories, right?

Hey, hon, - How to Ruin the Holidays

The lady emerged from slumber. - How to Ruin the Holidays

The lady emerged from slumber.

It's 11:30 in the morning. - How to Ruin the Holidays

It's 11:30 in the morning.

Only one sleep left
till Christmas. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Only one sleep left till Christmas.

Just gotta give me one morning - How to Ruin the Holidays

Just gotta give me one morning

Dad says you can have this...
this thing if you want. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Dad says you can have this... this thing if you want.

Christmas is finally here! - How to Ruin the Holidays

Christmas is finally here!

You know, we should
probably make a list - How to Ruin the Holidays

You know, we should probably make a list

In what world is
this not a big deal? - How to Ruin the Holidays

In what world is this not a big deal?

He's watching porn on
the family television. - How to Ruin the Holidays

He's watching porn on the family television.

You do not get to waltz in
here and make him feel bad - How to Ruin the Holidays

You do not get to waltz in here and make him feel bad

Yeah. Animals watch each
other have sex all the time. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Yeah. Animals watch each other have sex all the time.

I love a good old-fashioned
squirrel gangbang, Dad! - How to Ruin the Holidays

I love a good old-fashioned squirrel gangbang, Dad!

In this house, we are allowed
to do anything we want - How to Ruin the Holidays

In this house, we are allowed to do anything we want

This. This is
what I want to do. - How to Ruin the Holidays

This. This is what I want to do.

I want to watch porn. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I want to watch porn.

'Cause the Grinch here destroys - How to Ruin the Holidays

'Cause the Grinch here destroys

Well, maybe the Grinch
wouldn't be so mean - How to Ruin the Holidays

Well, maybe the Grinch wouldn't be so mean

I am leaving - How to Ruin the Holidays

Aah! Fucking damn it! - How to Ruin the Holidays

Aah! Fucking damn it!

Just... give me a break. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Just... give me a break.

- Terrible.
- Shit. Sorry. - How to Ruin the Holidays

- Terrible. - Shit. Sorry.

I guess you won't be in
slow motion anytime soon? - How to Ruin the Holidays

I guess you won't be in slow motion anytime soon?

I'm in sloooooooooow - How to Ruin the Holidays

I'm in sloooooooooow

I brought my baaag. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I brought my baaag.

Damn. What happened
to the cable box? - How to Ruin the Holidays

Damn. What happened to the cable box?

Hey, you still using
that star decoration, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Hey, you still using that star decoration,

I just want to have a
nice Christmas, Larry. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I just want to have a nice Christmas, Larry.

So I'm gonna let
this fuel me, Larry. - How to Ruin the Holidays

So I'm gonna let this fuel me, Larry.

I'm gonna let this
power me through - How to Ruin the Holidays

I'm gonna let this power me through

Do you hear me? - How to Ruin the Holidays

Do you hear me?

Yeah, I lost most of
my hearing to, polio. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Yeah, I lost most of my hearing to, polio.

I'm really tired from stripping
copper piping from the hospital. - How to Ruin the Holidays

I'm really tired from stripping copper piping from the ...

♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪

You know, I'd probably
be reading it now - How to Ruin the Holidays

You know, I'd probably be reading it now

Well, then I-I can take
care of dinner from here. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Well, then I-I can take care of dinner from here.

I got it from here on out, - How to Ruin the Holidays

I got it from here on out,

♪ O come let us adore Him ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays

♪ O come let us adore Him ♪

198 pages? - How to Ruin the Holidays

"It was no normal house - How to Ruin the Holidays

"It was no normal house

But mind you, the Pennyworths
were no normal family. - How to Ruin the Holidays

But mind you, the Pennyworths were no normal family.

What is love, really, - How to Ruin the Holidays

What is love, really,

Ladies and gentlemen, - How to Ruin the Holidays

Ladies and gentlemen,

And as the rain pours down
on the hull of the spaceship - How to Ruin the Holidays

And as the rain pours down on the hull of the spaceship

Waves that made
her vagina tingle. - How to Ruin the Holidays

Waves that made her vagina tingle.

It was the house. It
was always the house. - How to Ruin the Holidays

It was the house. It was always the house.

The secret was the house. - How to Ruin the Holidays

The secret was the house.

And as the children
watched the forest burn - How to Ruin the Holidays

And as the children watched the forest burn

And somewhere in between, - How to Ruin the Holidays

And somewhere in between,

What is a Penny truly Worth?" - How to Ruin the Holidays

What is a Penny truly Worth?"

It takes most people four hours - How to Ruin the Holidays

It takes most people four hours

How to Ruin the Holidays poster

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When a struggling comedian reluctantly returns home for the holidays, not only must she deal with her eccentric family, but she ultimately faces a life-changing decision about her special-needs brother.

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Director: Arlen Konopaki

Writer: Kevin Gillese

Production: Buffalo 8,Dad's Garage,Krog Street

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Mar 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.howtoruintheholidaysmovie.com/