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How to Ruin the Holidays

I don't think I needan ironclad excuse to ask you to notbe fucking hookers

I don't think I need
an ironclad excuse to ask you to not
be fucking hookers

Full Transcript

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I don't think I need an ironclad excuse
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to ask you to not be fucking hookers.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:08
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Buffalo 8,Dad's Garage,Krog Street

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Movie Summary

When a struggling comedian reluctantly returns home for the holidays, not only must she deal with her eccentric family, but she ultimately faces a life-changing decision about her special-needs brother.
Well, you've suddenly become big on family values. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
Well, you've suddenly become big on family values.
I didn't do it. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
I didn't do it.
I do shitty improv gigs for 150 bucks. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
I do shitty improv gigs for 150 bucks.
That's what makes me so fucking mad. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
That's what makes me so fucking mad.
Like, closer than I've ever been before. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:06
Like, closer than I've ever been before.
And I just want everybody to be okay - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:07
And I just want everybody to be okay
I just don't have space in my life - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
I just don't have space in my life
Michelle, you really gotta get your shit together. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:06
Michelle, you really gotta get your shit together.
That's a crappiest tree on the lot, but it's all yours. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:06
That's a crappiest tree on the lot, but it's all y...
Hey, that's the weirdest, most pathetic little tree - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:09
Hey, that's the weirdest, most pathetic little tree
Weird things need a home, too, - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:06
Weird things need a home, too,
Bye! Hope your home is marked by plague. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:06
Bye! Hope your home is marked by plague.
♪ It came upon a midnight clear ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:08
♪ It came upon a midnight clear ♪
♪ That glorious song of old ♪ - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:08
♪ That glorious song of old ♪
What? No. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
What? No.
- Yeah? - Well, not notes per se, - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:11
- Yeah? - Well, not notes per se,
It's a powerful family drama, - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:07
It's a powerful family drama,
I'm gonna... I'm gonna try to call and meet with my agent. - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
I'm gonna... I'm gonna try to call and meet with m...
- I've been meaning to ask you... - what's your agent like? - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:05
- I've been meaning to ask you... - what's your ag...
I mean, he just basically gets me, like, auditions - How to Ruin the Holidays 00:07
I mean, he just basically gets me, like, auditions