"How to Steal a Million" quotes

How to Steal a Million poster
The daughter of an art forger teams up with a burglar to steal one of her father's forgeries and protect his secret.

Director: William Wyler
Writer: George Bradshaw, Harry Kurnitz
Production: World Wide Productions
Year: 1966
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Aug 1966
Awards: 1 nomination

51 Clips

It's National Crime Prevention Week - How to Steal a Million 00:19
It's National Crime Prevention Week
It's a fake - How to Steal a Million 00:26
It's a fake
It was pitch dark and there he was - How to Steal a Million 00:23
It was pitch dark and there he was
Is this how you normally work - How to Steal a Million 00:25
Is this how you normally work
Indian wrestling at a time like this - How to Steal a Million 00:14
Indian wrestling at a time like this
In loving memory of his tragic genius - How to Steal a Million 00:33
In loving memory of his tragic genius
I'm the one that's bleeding - How to Steal a Million 00:13
I'm the one that's bleeding
I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus - How to Steal a Million 00:35
I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus
I'm a society burglar - How to Steal a Million 00:28
I'm a society burglar
I'll call you a taxi - How to Steal a Million 00:49
I'll call you a taxi
I would like to remind you - How to Steal a Million 00:19
I would like to remind you
I know about their so called tests - How to Steal a Million 00:20
I know about their so called tests
I keep telling you - How to Steal a Million 00:32
I keep telling you
I didn't want to keep you waiting - How to Steal a Million 00:37
I didn't want to keep you waiting
Yours is a capricious nature - How to Steal a Million 00:21
Yours is a capricious nature
You're the boss - How to Steal a Million 00:15
You're the boss
Marvelous - How to Steal a Million 00:39
Marvelous
Your arm is much better - How to Steal a Million 00:21
Your arm is much better
You wouldn't dare - How to Steal a Million 00:13
You wouldn't dare
You really are the smuggest and most hateful man - How to Steal a Million 00:17
You really are the smuggest and most hateful man
You  lost - How to Steal a Million 00:16
You lost
I caught a burglar - How to Steal a Million 00:14
I caught a burglar
I can't drive a stolen car - How to Steal a Million 00:22
I can't drive a stolen car
He didn't have to - How to Steal a Million 00:29
He didn't have to
Good looking ruffian with blue eyes - How to Steal a Million 00:19
Good looking ruffian with blue eyes
For one thing - How to Steal a Million 00:21
For one thing
Don't be such a baby - How to Steal a Million 00:21
Don't be such a baby
American millionaires must be all quite mad - How to Steal a Million 00:30
American millionaires must be all quite mad
Yes I can see that - How to Steal a Million 00:43
Yes I can see that
Why must it be this particular work of art - How to Steal a Million 00:33
Why must it be this particular work of art
Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then - How to Steal a Million 00:31
Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then
Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth century - How to Steal a Million 00:30
Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth...
What have I done - How to Steal a Million 00:59
What have I done
We used to shoot together - How to Steal a Million 00:19
We used to shoot together
We meet under the most artistic circumstances - How to Steal a Million 00:19
We meet under the most artistic circumstances
Watch for normal human reactions - How to Steal a Million 00:14
Watch for normal human reactions
Turn around - How to Steal a Million 00:15
Turn around
There's the bathroom - How to Steal a Million 00:23
There's the bathroom
There's no room - How to Steal a Million 00:16
There's no room
The Hotel Ritz - How to Steal a Million 00:24
The Hotel Ritz
The blue sky - How to Steal a Million 00:42
The blue sky
That's right - How to Steal a Million 00:39
That's right
That thing isn't loaded is it - How to Steal a Million 00:18
That thing isn't loaded is it
Tech technical examination - How to Steal a Million 00:27
Tech technical examination
She's fine - How to Steal a Million 00:42
She's fine
Our telephones may be tapped - How to Steal a Million 00:26
Our telephones may be tapped
Oh thank you - How to Steal a Million 00:34
Oh thank you
Oh don't you dare cry - How to Steal a Million 00:42
Oh don't you dare cry
Now how do I get home - How to Steal a Million 00:21
Now how do I get home
My grandmother - How to Steal a Million 00:36
My grandmother
Just one more tiny favour - How to Steal a Million 01:45
Just one more tiny favour

Cast

Nicole Bonnet - Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott - Peter O'Toole
Davis Leland - Eli Wallach
Charles Bonnet - Hugh Griffith
DeSolnay - Charles Boyer
Grammont - Fernand Gravey
Senor Paravideo - Marcel Dalio
Chief Guard - Jacques Marin
Guard - Moustache
Auctioneer - Roger Tréville
Insurance Clerk - Edward Malin
Marcel - Bert Bertram
Cleaning Woman - Louise Chevalier
Young Man - Rémy Longa