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"How to Steal a Million" quotes

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The daughter of an art forger teams up with a burglar to steal one of her father's forgeries and protect his secret.

Director: William Wyler
Writer: George Bradshaw, Harry Kurnitz
Production: N/A
Year: 1966
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Aug 1966
Awards: 1 nomination
Why You asked me why I ask you why - How to Steal a Million 00:14 Why You asked me why I ask you why Extraordinary Is he always so abrupt - How to Steal a Million 00:09 Extraordinary Is he always so abrupt I was chipping a piece of your father's paint from that van Gogh - How to Steal a Million 00:09 I was chipping a piece of your father's paint from that... Isn't this place cleaned regularly - How to Steal a Million 00:12 Isn't this place cleaned regularly This will not be a scandal but a triumph Let the experts come pouring in - How to Steal a Million 00:12 This will not be a scandal but a triumph Let the experts... Lord no It's very valuable It's worth 1 000 000 - How to Steal a Million 00:15 Lord no It's very valuable It's worth 1 000 000 What's the score baby - How to Steal a Million 00:05 What's the score baby A se or Paravideo to see you sir Who - How to Steal a Million 00:18 A se or Paravideo to see you sir Who That our Cellini Venus is a forgery If it were genuine what would it be - How to Steal a Million 00:14 That our Cellini Venus is a forgery If it were genuine what... Don't you feel a kind of thrilling glow in that - How to Steal a Million 00:16 Don't you feel a kind of thrilling glow in that We live in a crass commercial world with no faith or trust - How to Steal a Million 00:44 We live in a crass commercial world with no faith or trust Why You asked me why I ask you why - How to Steal a Million 00:17 Why You asked me why I ask you why Indian wrestling at a time like this - How to Steal a Million 00:10 Indian wrestling at a time like this Turn around - How to Steal a Million 00:17 Turn around Tech technical examination - How to Steal a Million 00:21 Tech technical examination That thing isn't loaded is it - How to Steal a Million 00:20 That thing isn't loaded is it We got here alive Thank you - How to Steal a Million 00:14 We got here alive Thank you How do you like being a gangster's moll baby - How to Steal a Million 00:08 How do you like being a gangster's moll baby Didn't he tell you that he's got the great Toulouse Lautrec - How to Steal a Million 00:17 Didn't he tell you that he's got the great... My grandmother - How to Steal a Million 00:27 My grandmother Yes I can see that - How to Steal a Million 00:19 Yes I can see that Oh don't you dare cry - How to Steal a Million 00:16 Oh don't you dare cry I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus - How to Steal a Million 00:09 I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus I caught a burglar - How to Steal a Million 00:12 I caught a burglar Now how do I get home - How to Steal a Million 00:13 Now how do I get home I'll call you a taxi - How to Steal a Million 00:45 I'll call you a taxi Fine A thing like this could keep me out of action for a week - How to Steal a Million 00:07 Fine A thing like this could keep me out of action for a... But our Cellini Venus is really our own So be proud of it - How to Steal a Million 00:25 But our Cellini Venus is really our own So be proud of it My first burglary - How to Steal a Million 00:05 My first burglary Is this how you normally work - How to Steal a Million 00:13 Is this how you normally work I know about their so called tests - How to Steal a Million 00:09 I know about their so called tests He locked the door He's locked us in - How to Steal a Million 00:09 He locked the door He's locked us in If you'll tell me what you're doing and why - How to Steal a Million 00:15 If you'll tell me what you're doing and why Please come back tomorrow No Made up my mind Man of action - How to Steal a Million 00:21 Please come back tomorrow No Made up my mind Man of action I hadn't counted on there being quite so much togetherness - How to Steal a Million 00:12 I hadn't counted on there being quite so much... A lovely dinner Marvelous wine How did you know how to choose it - How to Steal a Million 00:36 A lovely dinner Marvelous wine How did you know how to... Yours is a capricious nature - How to Steal a Million 00:12 Yours is a capricious nature Now where are we going - How to Steal a Million 00:17 Now where are we going Right There's the bathroom Take off your clothes - How to Steal a Million 00:19 Right There's the bathroom Take off your clothes Watch for normal human reactions - How to Steal a Million 00:13 Watch for normal human reactions It's a fake - How to Steal a Million 00:11 It's a fake And meet me at the museum at 5 30 p m sharp - How to Steal a Million 00:13 And meet me at the museum at 5 30 p m sharp That's right - How to Steal a Million 00:18 That's right What have I done - How to Steal a Million 00:18 What have I done You really are the smuggest and most hateful man - How to Steal a Million 00:09 You really are the smuggest and most hateful man American millionaires must be all quite mad - How to Steal a Million 00:15 American millionaires must be all quite mad Oh thank you - How to Steal a Million 00:29 Oh thank you We meet under the most artistic circumstances - How to Steal a Million 00:13 We meet under the most artistic circumstances We used to shoot together - How to Steal a Million 00:07 We used to shoot together All right Where to - How to Steal a Million 00:19 All right Where to You  lost - How to Steal a Million 00:09 You lost You wouldn't dare - How to Steal a Million 00:12 You wouldn't dare Don't be such a baby - How to Steal a Million 00:15 Don't be such a baby He didn't have to - How to Steal a Million 00:20 He didn't have to She's fine - How to Steal a Million 00:16 She's fine I'm the one that's bleeding - How to Steal a Million 00:06 I'm the one that's bleeding I'm a society burglar - How to Steal a Million 00:18 I'm a society burglar Our telephones may be tapped - How to Steal a Million 00:08 Our telephones may be tapped It's National Crime Prevention Week - How to Steal a Million 00:10 It's National Crime Prevention Week Just one more tiny favour - How to Steal a Million 01:02 Just one more tiny favour Good looking ruffian with blue eyes - How to Steal a Million 00:20 Good looking ruffian with blue eyes Marvelous - How to Steal a Million 00:10 Marvelous The blue sky - How to Steal a Million 00:16 The blue sky There's the bathroom - How to Steal a Million 00:13 There's the bathroom In loving memory of his tragic genius - How to Steal a Million 00:10 In loving memory of his tragic genius Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth century - How to Steal a Million 00:13 Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth... For one thing - How to Steal a Million 00:14 For one thing There's no room - How to Steal a Million 00:12 There's no room I didn't want to keep you waiting - How to Steal a Million 00:17 I didn't want to keep you waiting We can leave with the others and have a quiet dinner or we stay - How to Steal a Million 00:29 We can leave with the others and have a quiet dinner or we... I can't drive a stolen car - How to Steal a Million 00:07 I can't drive a stolen car Why must it be this particular work of art - How to Steal a Million 00:24 Why must it be this particular work of art Your arm is much better - How to Steal a Million 00:15 Your arm is much better It was pitch dark and there he was - How to Steal a Million 00:17 It was pitch dark and there he was Thank you sir - How to Steal a Million 00:27 Thank you sir Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it then - How to Steal a Million 00:36 Why don't you wait till you get it home and steal it... I keep telling you - How to Steal a Million 00:35 I keep telling you I would like to remind you - How to Steal a Million 00:19 I would like to remind you You're the boss - How to Steal a Million 00:15 You're the boss

Cast

Nicole Bonnet - Audrey Hepburn
Simon Dermott - Peter O'Toole
Davis Leland - Eli Wallach
Charles Bonnet - Hugh Griffith
DeSolnay - Charles Boyer