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How the Gringo Stole Christmas

I feel like I'm starting the next MexicanAmerican war here

I feel like I'm starting the next Mexican
American war here

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I feel like I'm starting
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the next Mexican American war here.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:37
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Convoke Media,Future Proof Films,Patriot Pictures

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Movie Summary

Bennie's daughter is on her way home for the holidays. However she surprises him by arriving with her brand new boyfriend - an uninvited GRINGO.
You know, Claudia, - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:07
You know, Claudia,
- What? No. - Yeah. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
- What? No. - Yeah.
He just needs to get to know you - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
He just needs to get to know you
Ah! I go get the Vicks. It's good for broken backs. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
Ah! I go get the Vicks. It's good for broken backs.
Okay, you breathe... y ahí vas. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:11
Okay, you breathe... y ahí vas.
- Hey! Mamá! You okay? You okay? - No, no, no. Sí, sí. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
- Hey! Mamá! You okay? You okay? - No, no, no. Sí, sí.
- I got this. - Be careful, baby, please, - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
- I got this. - Be careful, baby, please,
Oh my God, he was just helping Mom with... with... with an injury from yoga. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
Oh my God, he was just helping Mom with... with... with an i...
Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
Hey, this isn't about the color of his skin - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
Hey, this isn't about the color of his skin
How about, in front of all these witnesses, - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:07
How about, in front of all these witnesses,
He used to work con los estos... - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:08
He used to work con los estos...
Y so maybe your handyboy can help us with this aqui. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:07
Y so maybe your handyboy can help us with this aqui.
They are there on Christmas Eve, - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
They are there on Christmas Eve,
First, we lost California, and then Arizona, - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:05
First, we lost California, and then Arizona,
You know how? Because all old Mexicans are dying - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:07
You know how? Because all old Mexicans are dying
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me school you real quick, ese. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me school you real quick, ese.
Oh, yeah. I love piña. - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
Oh, yeah. I love piña.
And soon your ass is gonna be singing - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
And soon your ass is gonna be singing
- What's that mean, ese? - How the Gringo Stole Christmas 00:06
- What's that mean, ese?