Like, these audiotapes where, like, some guywould basically tell you, like, you know, "If...

Like, these audiotapes where, like, some guy
would basically tell you, like, you know, "If you have sex,
your dick will fall off," or something terrible like that, and-- And then, enter me,
and I'm like, "Hey, here I am." "Hello!" We're excited, I mean,
to kind of have somebody like you who's got more experience in this.
I wouldn't know where to start