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�� (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN: Sometimes people
even spontaneously snap and try to take it down
themselves. But if you really can't stand scaffolding outside
of your building, the most effective
removal method is to hop into a cab, uh,
put on your seat belt, and tell the driver
to plow strai-- to-- to-- to drive directly into it. Um, then, they'll have to
take it all down. And everyone will thank you
for your service. (SINGING)
♪ Sandman, bring me... ♪ JOHN: Most New Yorkers
will put up with anything as long as they know
it's temporary. (SINGING) ♪ Bring me a dream ♪ JOHN: But for some people, the temporary nature
of something can be the problem. BLIND MAN:
You won't know there's-- there's a pole there
until you run right into it. Uh, the ones I really hate is when you got poles that are,
uh, elevated mostly, um, like chest level, uh, stomach level,
or even head level, where the cane can actually
even spontaneously snap and try to take it down
themselves. But if you really can't stand scaffolding outside
of your building, the most effective
removal method is to hop into a cab, uh,
put on your seat belt, and tell the driver
to plow strai-- to-- to-- to drive directly into it. Um, then, they'll have to
take it all down. And everyone will thank you
for your service. (SINGING)
♪ Sandman, bring me... ♪ JOHN: Most New Yorkers
will put up with anything as long as they know
it's temporary. (SINGING) ♪ Bring me a dream ♪ JOHN: But for some people, the temporary nature
of something can be the problem. BLIND MAN:
You won't know there's-- there's a pole there
until you run right into it. Uh, the ones I really hate is when you got poles that are,
uh, elevated mostly, um, like chest level, uh, stomach level,
or even head level, where the cane can actually
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♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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JOHN: Sometimes people
even spontaneously snap
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and try to take it down
themselves.
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But if you really can't stand
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scaffolding outside
of your building,
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the most effective
removal method
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is to hop into a cab, uh,
put on your seat belt,
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and tell the driver
to plow strai-- to-- to--
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to drive directly into it.
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Um, then, they'll have to
take it all down.
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And everyone will thank you
for your service.
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(SINGING)
♪ Sandman, bring me... ♪
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JOHN: Most New Yorkers
will put up with anything
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as long as they know
it's temporary.
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(SINGING) ♪ Bring me a dream ♪
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JOHN: But for some people,
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the temporary nature
of something can be the problem.
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BLIND MAN:
You won't know there's--
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there's a pole there
until you run right into it.
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Uh, the ones I really hate
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is when you got poles that are,
uh, elevated mostly,
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um, like chest level,
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uh, stomach level,
or even head level,
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where the cane can actually...
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Movie Summary
An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.
