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JOHN: Maybe being too precious
about an object can actually just make you
enjoy it less and create
a low, simmering anxiety that you can never escape. ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I was out driving
with a friend the other day, and he was trying to find a--
a touch-free car wash. He's real-- He r--
He cares a lot about
the condition of his car, and he absolutely refused to go
to a normal car wash uh, with brushes. After finding a place
on Atlantic Avenue that looked like it had
a touch-free cleaning, uh, he, uh, got in line
and waited his turn. Only when he reached
the end of the line did he realize
that it was actually a touch-full car wash. And they-- And a lot of stuff
touches your car in it. And when he demanded
to be let out, they told him that the only way
to exit was through the brushes. I thought-- It says touch-free
on the end though
about an object can actually just make you
enjoy it less and create
a low, simmering anxiety that you can never escape. ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I was out driving
with a friend the other day, and he was trying to find a--
a touch-free car wash. He's real-- He r--
He cares a lot about
the condition of his car, and he absolutely refused to go
to a normal car wash uh, with brushes. After finding a place
on Atlantic Avenue that looked like it had
a touch-free cleaning, uh, he, uh, got in line
and waited his turn. Only when he reached
the end of the line did he realize
that it was actually a touch-full car wash. And they-- And a lot of stuff
touches your car in it. And when he demanded
to be let out, they told him that the only way
to exit was through the brushes. I thought-- It says touch-free
on the end though
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JOHN: Maybe being too precious
about an object
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can actually just make you
enjoy it less
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and create
a low, simmering anxiety
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that you can never escape.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I was out driving
with a friend the other day,
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and he was trying to find a--
a touch-free car wash.
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He's real-- He r--
He cares a lot about
the condition of his car,
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and he absolutely refused to go
to a normal car wash
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uh, with brushes.
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After finding a place
on Atlantic Avenue
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that looked like it had
a touch-free cleaning,
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uh, he, uh, got in line
and waited his turn.
00:00:37.567 --> 00:00:39.334
Only when he reached
the end of the line
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did he realize
that it was actually
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a touch-full car wash.
00:00:43.501 --> 00:00:46.267
And they-- And a lot of stuff
touches your car in it.
00:00:46.334 --> 00:00:48.467
And when he demanded
to be let out,
00:00:48.534 --> 00:00:52.000
they told him that the only way
to exit was through the brushes.
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I thought-- It says touch-free
on the end though.
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Movie Summary
An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.
