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JOHN: So,
after you roll it home, uh, get a couple of thin
but kind friends to-- to help you, uh,
move it up the stairs. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ But when you finally get it
into your apartment, it may look a little weird
next to all your other stuff. ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ And despite the fantasy
you've always had, the thrill of pouring salsa
on it, uh, wears off after a few weeks. And even if your landlord thinks
the covers are nice... LANDLADY: Oh
after you roll it home, uh, get a couple of thin
but kind friends to-- to help you, uh,
move it up the stairs. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ But when you finally get it
into your apartment, it may look a little weird
next to all your other stuff. ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ And despite the fantasy
you've always had, the thrill of pouring salsa
on it, uh, wears off after a few weeks. And even if your landlord thinks
the covers are nice... LANDLADY: Oh
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JOHN: So,
after you roll it home,
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uh, get a couple of thin
but kind friends
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to-- to help you, uh,
move it up the stairs.
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♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
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But when you finally get it
into your apartment,
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it may look a little weird
next to all your other stuff.
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♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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And despite the fantasy
you've always had,
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the thrill of pouring salsa
on it,
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uh, wears off after a few weeks.
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And even if your landlord thinks
the covers are nice...
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LANDLADY: Oh...
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Movie Summary
An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.