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JOHN:
This sounded like a great idea. So,
with my accountant's blessing, I was now able to write off
all the stuff that I just normally
spend money on. ♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ All I had to do was
film a few seconds of every single thing
that I did, and it all magically turned
into a business expense. Just like that. And if the IRS
wanted to audit me, they would have to look through
all my footage, every single shot. And you'd better believe
that there's a lot-- a whole lot more
where this came from. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ I wondered what else
I could write off. Oh, wow
This sounded like a great idea. So,
with my accountant's blessing, I was now able to write off
all the stuff that I just normally
spend money on. ♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ All I had to do was
film a few seconds of every single thing
that I did, and it all magically turned
into a business expense. Just like that. And if the IRS
wanted to audit me, they would have to look through
all my footage, every single shot. And you'd better believe
that there's a lot-- a whole lot more
where this came from. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ I wondered what else
I could write off. Oh, wow
Full Transcript
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JOHN:
This sounded like a great idea.
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So,
with my accountant's blessing,
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I was now able to write off
all the stuff
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that I just normally
spend money on.
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♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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All I had to do was
film a few seconds
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of every single thing
that I did,
00:00:15.866 --> 00:00:19.566
and it all magically turned
into a business expense.
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Just like that.
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And if the IRS
wanted to audit me,
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they would have to look through
all my footage,
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every single shot.
00:00:29.666 --> 00:00:31.866
And you'd better believe
that there's a lot--
00:00:31.933 --> 00:00:33.966
a whole lot more
where this came from.
00:00:34.001 --> 00:00:35.499
♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
00:00:35.566 --> 00:00:37.532
I wondered what else
I could write off.
00:00:37.599 --> 00:00:38.599
Oh, wow.
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Movie Summary
An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.
