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This is John Wilson. (SINGING)♪ I wish my parentsHad defied conformity ♪ ♪ Preserved my...

This is John Wilson.
Thanks for watching. ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ ♪ (ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFING) ♪ RON: (SINGING)
♪ I wish my parents
Had defied conformity ♪ ♪ Preserved my pleasure part
So I could feel it glide ♪ ♪ That amputation
Won't prevent an STD ♪ ♪ And infants aren't at risk ♪ ♪ Why steal
His right to decide? ♪ ♪ I don't want much ♪ ♪ Just want
My foreskin back again ♪ ♪ No, it's not TMI ♪ ♪ I shared it
'Cause we're friends ♪ ♪ My parents chose this road
But I'll choose where it ends ♪ ♪ Don't I deserve it all? ♪ ♪ Gonna grow it back again ♪ ♪ Grow it back again ♪

Full Transcript

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This is John Wilson. Thanks for watching.
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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♪ (ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFING) ♪
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RON: (SINGING) ♪ I wish my parents Had defied conformity ♪
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♪ Preserved my pleasure part So I could feel it glide ♪
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♪ That amputation Won't prevent an STD ♪
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♪ And infants aren't at risk ♪
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♪ Why steal His right to decide? ♪
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♪ I don't want much ♪
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♪ Just want My foreskin back again ♪
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♪ No, it's not TMI ♪
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♪ I shared it 'Cause we're friends ♪
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♪ My parents chose this road But I'll choose where it ends ♪
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♪ Don't I deserve it all? ♪
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♪ Gonna grow it back again ♪
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♪ Grow it back again ♪
Duration
43 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:07
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sigmund Neufeld Productions,Lippert Pictures

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Movie Summary

An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.
S01 • E01 I, uh, I used to have a cat, - How To with John Wilson 00:09
I, uh, I used to have a cat,
S01 • E06 It seemed like there was no right way - How To with John Wilson 00:14
It seemed like there was no right way
S01 • E05 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - How To with John Wilson 00:10
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
S01 • E04 ♪ I'm gonna fix me ♪ - How To with John Wilson 00:04
♪ I'm gonna fix me ♪
S01 • E04 ♪ It's gonna take some time But I can grow an inch a year ♪ - How To with John Wilson 00:08
♪ It's gonna take some time But I can grow an inch a ye...
S01 • E06 ♪ (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - How To with John Wilson 00:10
♪ (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
S01 • E05 JOHN WILSON: Then you take the broth - How To with John Wilson 00:11
JOHN WILSON: Then you take the broth
S01 • E03 I sat here eating a tub of coffee ice cream - How To with John Wilson 00:07
I sat here eating a tub of coffee ice cream
S01 • E05 This should take around 15 minutes. - How To with John Wilson 00:04
This should take around 15 minutes.
S01 • E06 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ - How To with John Wilson 00:05
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
S01 • E04 JOHN WILSON: When you work up the courage to look at the bill, - How To with John Wilson 00:13
JOHN WILSON: When you work up the courage to look at the bil...
S01 • E01 My-- my friend just killed himself, - How To with John Wilson 00:04
My-- my friend just killed himself,
S01 • E06 You start to notice everything that changed - How To with John Wilson 00:50
You start to notice everything that changed
S01 • E01 Probably low-key why I-- why I am out here, you know? - How To with John Wilson 00:05
Probably low-key why I-- why I am out here, you know?
S01 • E01 Whether I know it or not, I think that the universe - How To with John Wilson 00:05
Whether I know it or not, I think that the universe
S01 • E01 -JOHN: That's really heavy. -Yeah, it's brutal. - How To with John Wilson 00:07
-JOHN: That's really heavy. -Yeah, it's brutal.
S01 • E01 (CAN CRINKLING) - How To with John Wilson 00:18
(CAN CRINKLING)
S01 • E01 (LAUGHS) - How To with John Wilson 00:08
(LAUGHS)
S01 • E06 Your memory of the way things used to be - How To with John Wilson 00:23
Your memory of the way things used to be
S01 • E02 JOHN: This is John Wilson. Thanks for watching. - How To with John Wilson 00:13
JOHN: This is John Wilson. Thanks for watching.