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We're an unstoppable team, and I could never alter
her evolutionary gifts for my convenience. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ I wanted to see if there was
anything in the pet store that I hadn't thought of. But as I walked to the Petco
in Union Square, I saw a mobile billboard that seemed to be spreading
an anti-circumcision message. And they even had a disturbing
replica of a baby as a prop. This clamp, what it does
is it entraps the foreskin in between two pieces of metal, and when the doctor applies
the screw and the thumbwheel, it exerts over two tons of force
on the foreskin, because the purpose of that
is to crush it, and they want the blood
to coagulate under the skin
her evolutionary gifts for my convenience. ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ I wanted to see if there was
anything in the pet store that I hadn't thought of. But as I walked to the Petco
in Union Square, I saw a mobile billboard that seemed to be spreading
an anti-circumcision message. And they even had a disturbing
replica of a baby as a prop. This clamp, what it does
is it entraps the foreskin in between two pieces of metal, and when the doctor applies
the screw and the thumbwheel, it exerts over two tons of force
on the foreskin, because the purpose of that
is to crush it, and they want the blood
to coagulate under the skin
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We're an unstoppable team,
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and I could never alter
her evolutionary gifts
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for my convenience.
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♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
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I wanted to see if there was
anything in the pet store
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that I hadn't thought of.
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But as I walked to the Petco
in Union Square,
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I saw a mobile billboard
00:00:20.132 --> 00:00:23.966
that seemed to be spreading
an anti-circumcision message.
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And they even had a disturbing
replica of a baby as a prop.
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This clamp, what it does
is it entraps the foreskin
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in between two pieces of metal,
00:00:33.299 --> 00:00:36.866
and when the doctor applies
the screw and the thumbwheel,
00:00:36.933 --> 00:00:39.009
it exerts over two tons of force
on the foreskin,
00:00:39.966 --> 00:00:42.433
because the purpose of that
is to crush it,
00:00:42.499 --> 00:00:45.433
and they want the blood
to coagulate under the skin.
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Movie Summary
An anxious New Yorker attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues.