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"Howard the Duck" quotes

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A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer.

Director: Willard Huyck
Writer: Steve Gerber, Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 28/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $16,295,774
Released: 01 Aug 1986
Awards: 5 wins & 4 nominations
Your order is ready Are you gonna just sit there - Howard the Duck 00:09 Your order is ready Are you gonna just sit there Going somewhere Howard - Howard the Duck 00:09 Going somewhere Howard And that's because B I've already got a theory - Howard the Duck 00:46 And that's because B I've already got a theory Bev get dressed Aren't you gonna see me off - Howard the Duck 00:19 Bev get dressed Aren't you gonna see me off I got a feeling you're gonna take to this job like a duck to water - Howard the Duck 00:07 I got a feeling you're gonna take to this job like a... I am not Howard anymore - Howard the Duck 00:08 I am not Howard anymore He's my favorite duck You hardly know him - Howard the Duck 00:08 He's my favorite duck You hardly know him Not so tight What are you doing Falling in love - Howard the Duck 00:05 Not so tight What are you doing Falling in love Howard It's alright toots - Howard the Duck 00:07 Howard It's alright toots I need this like I need another tail - Howard the Duck 00:06 I need this like I need another tail Okay alright - Howard the Duck 00:09 Okay alright Book him ducko - Howard the Duck 00:03 Book him ducko On my planet we never say die we say - Howard the Duck 00:05 On my planet we never say die we say This relationship it defies all the laws of nature - Howard the Duck 00:06 This relationship it defies all the laws of nature I had a group in high school Howard and the Heartbreakers - Howard the Duck 00:19 I had a group in high school Howard and the Heartbreakers Hi sorry I missed the show I came to watch you undress though - Howard the Duck 00:09 Hi sorry I missed the show I came to watch you undress... Here's the money for the girls I'll make sure they get it - Howard the Duck 00:18 Here's the money for the girls I'll make sure they... Damn it I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself - Howard the Duck 00:15 Damn it I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling... But if that's the way you want it then so long ducky - Howard the Duck 00:15 But if that's the way you want it then so long ducky Listen would you like something to eat or drink - Howard the Duck 00:19 Listen would you like something to eat or drink You're a dead duck Hey - Howard the Duck 00:04 You're a dead duck Hey Howard pull it up - Howard the Duck 00:36 Howard pull it up Mallard in the side pocket Adios quack man - Howard the Duck 00:06 Mallard in the side pocket Adios quack man Get out of here geek We're gonna be famous - Howard the Duck 00:05 Get out of here geek We're gonna be famous You ordered the specials what's wrong - Howard the Duck 00:25 You ordered the specials what's wrong What's this in my bag Souvenirs - Howard the Duck 00:12 What's this in my bag Souvenirs I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism - Howard the Duck 00:06 I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism What's that I just can't seem to find the right man - Howard the Duck 00:32 What's that I just can't seem to find the right... What am I gonna do with you ducky - Howard the Duck 00:12 What am I gonna do with you ducky Eat claw duck - Howard the Duck 00:06 Eat claw duck You are about to make history a second time my little friend - Howard the Duck 00:14 You are about to make history a second time my little friend Listen an evil has landed The world is in great danger - Howard the Duck 00:09 Listen an evil has landed The world is in great danger Jenning They're seasoning me Wait you better let me up - Howard the Duck 00:06 Jenning They're seasoning me Wait you better let me up I told you bird brain I am not Jenning any more - Howard the Duck 00:18 I told you bird brain I am not Jenning any more Excuse me are you in charge here Yeah Why - Howard the Duck 00:21 Excuse me are you in charge here Yeah Why Okay why not And make yourself at home - Howard the Duck 00:12 Okay why not And make yourself at home This is why I hate the night shift - Howard the Duck 00:05 This is why I hate the night shift Of all the alleys in the world I could have fallen into that night - Howard the Duck 00:14 Of all the alleys in the world I could have fallen into that... I've been doing too much toot Shoot Fly away - Howard the Duck 00:11 I've been doing too much toot Shoot Fly away Desperate ducks commit desperate acts - Howard the Duck 00:06 Desperate ducks commit desperate acts The code key It's not nice to fool with the Dark Overlord - Howard the Duck 00:07 The code key It's not nice to fool with the Dark... I'm sorry we don't allow pets on the premises - Howard the Duck 00:10 I'm sorry we don't allow pets on the premises It was just a routine procedure meant to measure - Howard the Duck 00:32 It was just a routine procedure meant to measure Goodbye Duck World Get outta there Run - Howard the Duck 00:07 Goodbye Duck World Get outta there Run You know hostility is like psychic boomerang - Howard the Duck 00:08 You know hostility is like psychic boomerang An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth - Howard the Duck 00:13 An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the... I have disguised my true form - Howard the Duck 00:14 I have disguised my true form You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell - Howard the Duck 00:10 You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell I can't believe this planet Fried eggs Yuck - Howard the Duck 00:11 I can't believe this planet Fried eggs Yuck Philsey this is no time for water sports - Howard the Duck 00:06 Philsey this is no time for water sports Yeah I know why you want a tool box You got a screw loose - Howard the Duck 00:07 Yeah I know why you want a tool box You got a screw loose Hi ducky Hi toots - Howard the Duck 00:04 Hi ducky Hi toots Phil no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save Earth - Howard the Duck 00:16 Phil no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save... Radical In the lab that night - Howard the Duck 00:25 Radical In the lab that night Put him down - Howard the Duck 00:17 Put him down On my planet we never say die we say - Howard the Duck 00:11 On my planet we never say die we say Howard in pre historic times you flew - Howard the Duck 00:10 Howard in pre historic times you flew I wanna see your license Jack I have no license I am not Jack - Howard the Duck 00:09 I wanna see your license Jack I have no license I am not... How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck - Howard the Duck 00:16 How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck Big one I'm sorry I'm so nervous - Howard the Duck 00:19 Big one I'm sorry I'm so nervous You think that's funny Jenning I'm not Jenning any more - Howard the Duck 00:17 You think that's funny Jenning I'm not Jenning any... Duck And proud of it - Howard the Duck 00:06 Duck And proud of it I don't know where you are now - Howard the Duck 00:22 I don't know where you are now Listen You got someplace to go - Howard the Duck 00:16 Listen You got someplace to go Beverly I'll find you - Howard the Duck 00:18 Beverly I'll find you Not bad for a duck from outer space - Howard the Duck 00:05 Not bad for a duck from outer space Philsey help Philsey help me - Howard the Duck 00:14 Philsey help Philsey help me If you can't take the heat get out of that kitchen - Howard the Duck 00:06 If you can't take the heat get out of that kitchen Bev I'm not a real sentimental guy - Howard the Duck 00:12 Bev I'm not a real sentimental guy It feels like something inside me gnawing at my guts - Howard the Duck 00:10 It feels like something inside me gnawing at my guts Hey we've got a saying on my planet - Howard the Duck 00:10 Hey we've got a saying on my planet I'm gonna suggest it to the girls I've given up trying to assimilate - Howard the Duck 00:31 I'm gonna suggest it to the girls I've given up... Guess I was worried about you - Howard the Duck 00:16 Guess I was worried about you I've got a headache And I've got the aspirin - Howard the Duck 00:11 I've got a headache And I've got the aspirin No one laughs at a master of Quack Foo - Howard the Duck 00:10 No one laughs at a master of Quack Foo What are we gonna do Nice ducky - Howard the Duck 00:08 What are we gonna do Nice ducky

Cast

Beverly Switzler - Lea Thompson
Dr. Walter Jenning - Jeffrey Jones
Phil Blumburtt - Tim Robbins
Howard T. Duck - Ed Gale
Howard T. Duck - Chip Zien