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"Hudson Hawk" quotes

Hudson Hawk poster
A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Bruce Willis, Robert Kraft, Steven E. de Souza
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 17/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $17,218,080
Released: 24 May 1991
Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

59 video clips

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I'll kill your friends your family and the bitch you took to the prom - Hudson Hawk 00:09 I'll kill your friends your family and the bitch you... It doesn't mean I don't love you - Hudson Hawk 00:14 It doesn't mean I don't love you You're supposed to be all crashed up at the bottom of the hill - Hudson Hawk 00:15 You're supposed to be all crashed up at the bottom of... How am I driving - Hudson Hawk 00:07 How am I driving Hey This doesn't taste like cappuccino - Hudson Hawk 00:13 Hey This doesn't taste like cappuccino What I am the waiter sir - Hudson Hawk 00:19 What I am the waiter sir If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third largest crime family - Hudson Hawk 00:10 If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third... I suppose we're just going to have to kill them - Hudson Hawk 00:14 I suppose we're just going to have to kill them Oh the pope warned me never to trust the CIA - Hudson Hawk 00:09 Oh the pope warned me never to trust the CIA Did I miss anything - Hudson Hawk 00:17 Did I miss anything Forgive me Father for I have sinned - Hudson Hawk 00:15 Forgive me Father for I have sinned I'm not a very good damsel in a dress am I - Hudson Hawk 00:23 I'm not a very good damsel in a dress am I The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter - Hudson Hawk 00:14 The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model... We're supposed to be saving you - Hudson Hawk 00:07 We're supposed to be saving you MY Pension - Hudson Hawk 00:05 MY Pension Those better be tears you're crying Tommy - Hudson Hawk 00:07 Those better be tears you're crying Tommy History tradition culture are not concepts - Hudson Hawk 00:20 History tradition culture are not concepts So Hawkmeister - Hudson Hawk 00:18 So Hawkmeister I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career - Hudson Hawk 00:11 I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's... In one day in less than one day of planning and you did it - Hudson Hawk 00:21 In one day in less than one day of planning and you did it Listen Hawkie - Hudson Hawk 00:31 Listen Hawkie Come on Pierre read my lips - Hudson Hawk 00:29 Come on Pierre read my lips Is now the toy of mine - Hudson Hawk 00:35 Is now the toy of mine You won't be attending that hat convention in July - Hudson Hawk 00:05 You won't be attending that hat convention in July But I want to do community service - Hudson Hawk 00:10 But I want to do community service Will you play Nintendo with me - Hudson Hawk 00:10 Will you play Nintendo with me No your eminence He's definitely going to steal the Codex I can feel it - Hudson Hawk 00:27 No your eminence He's definitely going to steal the... With the world saved and the secrets of Da Vinci protected - Hudson Hawk 00:18 With the world saved and the secrets of Da Vinci protected And the Cold War has something to do with penguins - Hudson Hawk 00:34 And the Cold War has something to do with penguins My employer wants a meeting Your employer - Hudson Hawk 00:24 My employer wants a meeting Your employer I got a proposition for you - Hudson Hawk 00:12 I got a proposition for you Oh yes If Da Vinci was alive today - Hudson Hawk 00:15 Oh yes If Da Vinci was alive today Bunny Ball ball - Hudson Hawk 00:07 Bunny Ball ball That doughnut hole eating son of a bitch - Hudson Hawk 00:08 That doughnut hole eating son of a bitch One hundred million clams - Hudson Hawk 00:30 One hundred million clams The man knows The man knows - Hudson Hawk 00:12 The man knows The man knows I hated cigarettes until I saw my first no smoking sign - Hudson Hawk 00:18 I hated cigarettes until I saw my first no smoking sign You fucked my freedom for a lousy job - Hudson Hawk 00:07 You fucked my freedom for a lousy job Is looking like a constipated warthog - Hudson Hawk 00:12 Is looking like a constipated warthog Tommy you New York Italian father made 20 bucks a week son of a bitch - Hudson Hawk 00:13 Tommy you New York Italian father made 20 bucks a week son... Money isn't everything - Hudson Hawk 00:17 Money isn't everything What can I tell you I'm the villain - Hudson Hawk 00:05 What can I tell you I'm the villain This is what I get for darting a nun - Hudson Hawk 00:06 This is what I get for darting a nun Get up You're embarrassing me - Hudson Hawk 00:06 Get up You're embarrassing me When's this Sebastian Cabot Buckingham - Hudson Hawk 00:20 When's this Sebastian Cabot Buckingham I can't tell you how happy I am that we covered our tracks - Hudson Hawk 00:05 I can't tell you how happy I am that we covered our... You know the invented something while you were inside It's called a watch - Hudson Hawk 00:07 You know the invented something while you were inside... Open the gate - Hudson Hawk 00:34 Open the gate You son of a bitch - Hudson Hawk 00:23 You son of a bitch They had the worst ketchup when I was in prison - Hudson Hawk 00:33 They had the worst ketchup when I was in prison Reindeer goat cheese pizza Yo - Hudson Hawk 00:09 Reindeer goat cheese pizza Yo Cesar Mario Antony Mario - Hudson Hawk 01:06 Cesar Mario Antony Mario Guys we got some good news and some bad news - Hudson Hawk 00:24 Guys we got some good news and some bad news I wanna make it up to you kid That's why I got you this gig - Hudson Hawk 00:17 I wanna make it up to you kid That's why I got you this... Why is the world jam packed with such idiots - Hudson Hawk 00:53 Why is the world jam packed with such idiots Six hundred and seventy three Wongs in the phone book - Hudson Hawk 00:11 Six hundred and seventy three Wongs in the phone book I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow - Hudson Hawk 00:45 I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow Get this fucking thing off my head - Hudson Hawk 00:12 Get this fucking thing off my head But seriously folks Concorde me back home put me in jail I don't care - Hudson Hawk 00:43 But seriously folks Concorde me back home put me in jail I...

Cast

Hudson Hawk - Bruce Willis
Tommy Five-Tone - Danny Aiello
Anna Baragli - Andie MacDowell
George Kaplan - James Coburn
Darwin Mayflower - Richard E. Grant
All Cast