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Hudson Hawk

Ha-ha... I'm not the type to hold a grudge, George

[Kit Kat rappels down next to Hawk and holds an index card in front of his face, on which is written: "MY NAME IS KIT KAT. THIS IS NOT A DREAM." Then he chops Hawk on the back of the neck and walks off. Next, Snickers appears and shocks Hawk with a taser] Hudson Hawk:
OW! What the fuck is the matter with you? Snickers:
Name's Snickers. Your plane leaves in forty. [He walks off. A crate falls open and a woman appears] Almond Joy:
Almond Joy. Get it? Candy bars. It's better than when we first started out, our code names were diseases. Do you know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year? Whoops, forgot. [She backfists Hawk in the face and walks off. Then a huge man steps out of a port-o-potty, catches his jacket in the door and tips the port-o-potty over trying to get free] Butterfinger:
The name's Butterfinger. Hudson Hawk:
No shit. George Kaplan:
[appears]
Do you like the Company's new look? I call them the MTV-IA. Almond Joy:
George, you promised: no old CIA/new CIA jokes. George Kaplan:
Punks. They think that the Bay of Pigs is an herbal tea and that the Cold War has something to do with Penguins. Hudson Hawk:
Don't I know you? George Kaplan:
The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended. Hudson Hawk:
My high school science teacher? George Kaplan:
[laughs]
I'm the guy who tricked you into robbing the government installation, and then had you sent to prison for it. Hudson Hawk:
George Kaplan. [Hawk rushes toward him to strangle him, and is instantly surrounded by guns] Hudson Hawk:
Ha-ha... I'm not the type to hold a grudge, George

Full Transcript

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and the Cold War has something to do with penguins
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Don't I know you
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The last time you saw me I was bald with a beard and no mustache
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and I had a different nose
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So if you don't recognize me I won't be offended
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My high school science teacher
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I'm the guy who tricked you into robbing the government installation
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and then had you sent to prison for it
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George Kaplan
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I'm not the type to hold a grudge George
Duration
34 seconds
Views
949
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:54
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Production
TriStar Pictures,Silver Pictures

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Movie Summary

A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.

Actors

Bruce Willis
Hudson Hawk
Don Harvey
Snickers
Lorraine Toussaint
Almond Joy
Andrew Bryniarski
Butterfinger
James Coburn
George Kaplan