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Hudson Hawk:
Anthony Mario, Cesar Mario. I didn't know the circus was in town. Cesar Mario:
So, Hawk, why won't you do the Auction House? Hudson Hawk:
Call me superstitious, Cesar, but I don't like committing a crime within 24 hours of getting out of the joint. Cesar Mario:
Come on, Hawk. It's one night;s work, you take their thingy and put it in this thingy. Hudson Hawk:
Directions even your brother can understand. Antony Mario:
Yeah! Directions even I can understand... Cesar Mario:
[slaps Anthony on the shoulder]
Shut up! Cesar Mario:
Look, Hawk, if you wanna go straight, open up a hardware store and sell spatulas, be my guest. Hudson Hawk:
You know, if the Marios weren't the 3rd largest crime family in New York I'd say "Kiss my Ass" but considering your status I'm gonna say "Slurp my Butt." Tommy Five-Tone:
[walks over with a bottle of wine]
Have you ladies sampled our fine house wine? I think you'll enjoy it. Antony Mario:
Beat it Tommy, huh? No Dionsaurs allowed. Tommy Five-Tone:
[smashes the bottle over Anthony's head]
Here! Cesar Mario:
[holds back his men from going after Tommy and Hawk]
Stop! Let's go
Anthony Mario, Cesar Mario. I didn't know the circus was in town. Cesar Mario:
So, Hawk, why won't you do the Auction House? Hudson Hawk:
Call me superstitious, Cesar, but I don't like committing a crime within 24 hours of getting out of the joint. Cesar Mario:
Come on, Hawk. It's one night;s work, you take their thingy and put it in this thingy. Hudson Hawk:
Directions even your brother can understand. Antony Mario:
Yeah! Directions even I can understand... Cesar Mario:
[slaps Anthony on the shoulder]
Shut up! Cesar Mario:
Look, Hawk, if you wanna go straight, open up a hardware store and sell spatulas, be my guest. Hudson Hawk:
You know, if the Marios weren't the 3rd largest crime family in New York I'd say "Kiss my Ass" but considering your status I'm gonna say "Slurp my Butt." Tommy Five-Tone:
[walks over with a bottle of wine]
Have you ladies sampled our fine house wine? I think you'll enjoy it. Antony Mario:
Beat it Tommy, huh? No Dionsaurs allowed. Tommy Five-Tone:
[smashes the bottle over Anthony's head]
Here! Cesar Mario:
[holds back his men from going after Tommy and Hawk]
Stop! Let's go
Full Transcript
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Cesar Mario Antony Mario
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I didn't know the circus was in town
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So why won't you do the auction house
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Well call me superstitious Cesar
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I don't like to commit a crime within 24 hours of getting out of the joint
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It's very simple There's a safe on the seventh floor
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You take their thingy and you put it in this thingy
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Directions even your brother could understand
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Yeah directions even I could understand
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Shut up
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Hawk you're the best
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You're the only one who can do this job You know that
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Don't tell me a lot of horse shit you wanna open up a hardware store
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go straight and sell spatulas
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You know Cesar
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if the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third largest crime family
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I'd say kiss my ass
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But considering your status I will say slurp my butt
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Sit Sit
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Have you lovely ladies tried our house wine
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I think you'll enjoy Beat it Tommy
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No dinosaurs allowed
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Enough
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You don't do that auction house job I'm gonna put you on trial
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and I promise you my friend
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there will be no bailiff
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Movie Summary
A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.
