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I don't know why I'm thinking
of this, but remember that time that I got you a fucking
Taco Bell gift certificate for, like, 20 bucks,
and I bet you that you couldn't eat
all of that in one sitting. I do remember that.
I remember thinking, "How much food
could 20 dollars "possibly buy you
at Taco Bell?" And the answer is infinite. And we went to see
fucking Gladiator. Yeah. And you sharted midway
through the movie. I did. Due to the tigers' appearance. I got scared of the tigers. Yeah. Literally, when the second
tiger came out, I went... ...and then I shat. I shat in the theater
of this, but remember that time that I got you a fucking
Taco Bell gift certificate for, like, 20 bucks,
and I bet you that you couldn't eat
all of that in one sitting. I do remember that.
I remember thinking, "How much food
could 20 dollars "possibly buy you
at Taco Bell?" And the answer is infinite. And we went to see
fucking Gladiator. Yeah. And you sharted midway
through the movie. I did. Due to the tigers' appearance. I got scared of the tigers. Yeah. Literally, when the second
tiger came out, I went... ...and then I shat. I shat in the theater
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I don't know why I'm thinking
of this, but remember that time
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that I got you a fucking
Taco Bell gift certificate
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for, like, 20 bucks,
and I bet you
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that you couldn't eat
all of that in one sitting.
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I do remember that.
I remember thinking,
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"How much food
could 20 dollars
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"possibly buy you
at Taco Bell?"
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And the answer is infinite.
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And we went to see
fucking Gladiator.
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Yeah.
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And you sharted midway
through the movie.
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I did. Due to the tigers' appearance.
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I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.
00:00:26.561 --> 00:00:28.999
Literally, when the second
tiger came out, I went...
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...and then I shat.
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I shat in the theater.
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Movie Summary
Orphaned and alone except for an uncle, Hugo Cabret lives in the walls of a train station in 1930s Paris. Hugo's job is to oil and maintain the station's clocks, but to him, his more important task is to protect a broken automaton and notebook left to him by his late father. Accompanied by the goddaughter of an embittered toy merchant, Hugo embarks on a quest to solve the mystery of the automaton and find a place he can call home.
