"Human Traffic" quotes

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Five friends spend one lost weekend in a mix of music, love and club culture.

Director: Justin Kerrigan
Writer: Justin Kerrigan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $104,257
Released: 05 May 2000
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award9 wins & 7 nominations total

31 Clips

I'm a fuck ioning human being - Human Traffic 00:06 I'm a fuck ioning human being Sigh Write a song Tyler I don't care - Human Traffic 00:07 Sigh Write a song Tyler I don't care Jip Narrating He who dares my son He who dares - Human Traffic 00:05 Jip Narrating He who dares my son He who dares How many times have I told ya - Human Traffic 00:21 How many times have I told ya I fucking hate this job man - Human Traffic 00:27 I fucking hate this job man Are your legs open you filthy little harlot - Human Traffic 00:11 Are your legs open you filthy little harlot Um can I start by asking why you come to these nights - Human Traffic 00:13 Um can I start by asking why you come to these nights I'm sexually paranoid - Human Traffic 00:04 I'm sexually paranoid With a monumental case of Mr Floppy - Human Traffic 00:05 With a monumental case of Mr Floppy I can voluntarily - Human Traffic 00:08 I can voluntarily Wants to explore inner space - Human Traffic 00:11 Wants to explore inner space I can go all night - Human Traffic 00:04 I can go all night Every club is different - Human Traffic 00:36 Every club is different We wanna go somewhere else - Human Traffic 00:36 We wanna go somewhere else No one gives a fuck about ya - Human Traffic 00:05 No one gives a fuck about ya This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bwoy - Human Traffic 00:04 This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bwoy Take me to a world where the drugs are free - Human Traffic 00:13 Take me to a world where the drugs are free The weekend has landed - Human Traffic 00:40 The weekend has landed Once more I am a fucktioning human being One more time - Human Traffic 00:06 Once more I am a fucktioning human being One more time Why would I want a man They're all emotionally retarded - Human Traffic 00:35 Why would I want a man They're all emotionally retarded I mean how many times have I told you Get your own fucking flat - Human Traffic 00:21 I mean how many times have I told you Get your own fucking... Fucking hate this job man - Human Traffic 00:27 Fucking hate this job man I am sexually paranoid - Human Traffic 00:04 I am sexually paranoid The emperor wants to control outer space - Human Traffic 00:11 The emperor wants to control outer space I'm having sex with music mate - Human Traffic 00:06 I'm having sex with music mate Every club is different but in the Asylum it's the manager - Human Traffic 00:36 Every club is different but in the Asylum it's the manager We flow in unison We're together - Human Traffic 00:36 We flow in unison We're together See you later on Pete No one gives a fuck about you - Human Traffic 00:05 See you later on Pete No one gives a fuck about you This could turn Hare Krishna into a bad boy - Human Traffic 00:04 This could turn Hare Krishna into a bad boy Take me to a world where the drugs are free - Human Traffic 00:13 Take me to a world where the drugs are free Come on Jip Narrating The weekend has landed - Human Traffic 00:36 Come on Jip Narrating The weekend has landed

Cast

Jip - John Simm
Lulu - Lorraine Pilkington
Koop - Shaun Parkes
Nina - Nicola Reynolds
Moff - Danny Dyer
Lee - Dean Davies
Lulu's Uncle Eric - Peter Albert
Karen Benson - Jan Anderson
Moff's Father - Terence Beesley
Jip's Ex #2 - Sarah Blackburn
Moff's Grandmother - Anne Bowen
Asylum Doorman - Neil Bowens
Matt - Peter Bramhill
Reality - Jo Brand
Fleur - Stephanie Brooks
Andy - Richard Coyle
Pablo Hassan - Carl Cox
Jip's Ex #3 - Nicola Davey
Inca - Roger Evans
Tyler - Bradley Freegard
Jip's Mother - Helen Griffin
Trixi - Emma Hall
Jip's Ex #1 - Elizabeth Harper
Moff's Mother - Carol Harrison
Jip's Secretary - Jennifer Hill
Hip Hop Junkie - Tyrone Johnson
Ziggy Marlon - Justin Kerrigan
TV Interviewer - Nicola Heywood-Thomas
Herbie - Nick Kilroy
Felix - Andrew Lincoln
Howard Marks - Howard Marks
Casey - Robert Marrable
Cardiff Bad Boy - Louis Marriot
Tyrone - Danny Midwinter
Millsy From Roath - Millsy in Nottingham
Karen Benson's Boyfriend - Robbie Newby
Tom Tom's MC - Ninjah
Jip's Mother's Client - Cadfan Roberts
Koop's Workmate - Mad Doctor X
Jip's Manager - Philip Rosch
Bad Boy - Jason Samuels
Jeremy Faxman - Mark Seaman
Connie - Lynne Seymour
Luke - Patrick Taggart
Martin - Giles Thomas
Lulu's Auntie Violet - Menna Trussler
Koop's Father - Larrington Walker
Boomshanka - Anna Wilson
Doctor - Eilian Wyn
Breakdancer - Tim Hamilton
Bodypopper - Alicia Ferraboschi
Bodypopper - Sherena Flash
Bodypopper - Marat Khairoullin
Bodypopper - Adam Pudney
Bodypopper - Mark Seymore
Bodypopper - Algernon Williams
Bodypopper - Colin Williams
Bodypopper - Frank Wilson
Clubber - Dean Chesnutt
Self - Bill Hicks
Clubber - Daisy Isabel Hughes
Billy - Kevin Kinson
House Party Reveller - Lex Lamprey
Clubber - Gavin Sims