Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?

Andrew:

I'm going to count to five and we're going to fuckin' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright. Ben:
You ready? Andrew:
You ready? Ben:
Yup! Andrew:
You ready? Ben:
Ready. Andrew:
Ready? Ben:
Five... [in unison] Ben:
four, three, two, one. Andrew:
[jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back] Ben:
[pauses, then sounds happily relieved]
It Wasn't that bad! Andrew:
[laughing]
No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before. Ben:
Wasn't that bad! Andrew:
It wasn't *terrible*. Ben:
It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible. Andrew:
[long pause]
Yeah, that was awful. Ben:
Dude, that was awful. [pause] Ben:
Okay... Andrew:
Uhhhhh... Ben:
This is gonna be hard. Andrew:
Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?