Courtney Love? Drugged-out hag. Faye Dunaway? Don't call us, we'll call you! Sharon Stone?...
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Older TV exec:
Courtney Love?
Producer:
Drugged-out hag.
Older TV exec:
Faye Dunaway?
Producer:
Don't call us, we'll call you!
Older TV exec:
Sharon Stone?
Producer:
Hag.
Older TV exec:
Geena Davis?
Producer:
Hag.
Older TV exec:
Sigourney Weaver?
Producer:
Hag.
Older TV exec:
Kim Basinger?
Producer:
Hag.
Older TV exec:
Emma Thompson?
Producer:
Brit hag.
Older TV exec:
Susan Sarandon?
Producer:
Red-state-alienating hag!
Older TV exec:
Meg Ryan?
Producer:
Too much plastic surgery.
Older TV exec:
Melanie Griffith?
Producer:
WAY too much plastic surgery.
Older TV exec:
Patricia Heaton?
Producer:
*Pointless* plastic surgery.
Older TV exec:
CHER.
Producer:
*Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery!
Rosie:
[who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin]
Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!
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Sigourney Weaver Hag
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Kim Basinger Hag
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Emma Thompson Britt hag
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Susan Sarandon Richly alienated hag
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Meg Ryan
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Too much plastic surgery
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Melanie Griffith
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Way too much plastic surgery
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Patricia Heaton Pointless plastic surgery
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Cher
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Insurmountable amount of plastic surgery
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Listen you little bird of a man
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where do you come off insulting these women
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How many good songs did you sing How many Oscars do you have
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Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty
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or live with Don Johnson or act with Ted Danson
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You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 225
Timestamp in movie: 01h 01m 44s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A mother falls for a younger man while her daughter falls in love for the first time. Mother Nature messes with their fates.
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