Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many...

Older TV exec:
Courtney Love? Producer:
Drugged-out hag. Older TV exec:
Faye Dunaway? Producer:
Don't call us, we'll call you! Older TV exec:
Sharon Stone? Producer:
Hag. Older TV exec:
Geena Davis? Producer:
Hag. Older TV exec:
Sigourney Weaver? Producer:
Hag. Older TV exec:
Kim Basinger? Producer:
Hag. Older TV exec:
Emma Thompson? Producer:
Brit hag. Older TV exec:
Susan Sarandon? Producer:
Red-state-alienating hag! Older TV exec:
Meg Ryan? Producer:
Too much plastic surgery. Older TV exec:
Melanie Griffith? Producer:
WAY Too much plastic surgery. Older TV exec:
Patricia Heaton? Producer:
*Pointless* plastic surgery. Older TV exec:
CHER. Producer:
*Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery! Rosie:
[who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin]
Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!