Good morning, Mr Blake. My name's Amanda. I've got a couple of questions here for you...
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Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Good morning, Mr Blake. My name's Amanda. I've got a couple of questions here for you today to establish your eligibility for Employment Support Allowance. It won't take up much of your time. Could I just ask firstly, can you walk more than 50 metres unassisted by any other person?
Daniel:
Yes.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Okay... Can you raise either arm as if to put something in your top pocket?
Daniel:
I've filled this in already on your 52-page form.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Yeah, I can see that you have but, unfortunately, I couldn't make out what you had said there.
Daniel:
Yes.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Can you raise either arm to the top of your head as if you are putting on a hat?
Daniel:
I've telt you, there's nowt wrong with me arms and legs.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Could you just answer the question, please.
Daniel:
Well, you've got me medical records... Can we just talk about me heart?
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
D'you think you could just answer these questions?
Daniel:
Okay.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
So was that a yes, that you can put a hat on your head?
Daniel:
Yes.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Okay, that's great... Can you press a button such as a telephone keypad?
Daniel:
There's nowt wrong with me fingers either... I mean, we're getting farther and farther away from me heart.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
If we could just keep to these questions, thank you... Do you have any significant difficulty conveying a simple message to strangers?
Daniel:
Yes. Yes, it's me fucking heart. I'm trying to tell you but you'll not listen.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Mr Blake, if you continue to speak to us like that that's not gonna be very helpful for your assessment... If you could just answer the question, please.
Daniel:
Yes.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Okay... Do you ever experience any loss of control leading to extensive evacuation of the bowel?
Daniel:
No. But I cannot guarantee there won't be a first if we didn't get to the point.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Can you complete a simple task of setting an alarm clock?
Daniel:
Oh, Jesus. Yes... Can I ask you a question? Are you medically qualified?
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
I'm a health care professional appointed by the Department of Work and Pensions to carry out assessments for Employment and Support Allowance.
Daniel:
But there was a bloke out in the, er, in the waiting room, he says that you work for an American company.
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
Our company's been appointed by the Government.
Daniel:
Are you a nurse? Are you a doctor?
Amanda the Health Care Professional:
I'm a health care professional.
Daniel:
Listen, I've had a major heart attack. I nearly fell off the scaffolding. I wanna get back to work, too... Now, please, can we talk about me heart? Forget about me arse, that works a dream.
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Are you taking any blokes on mate
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I'm a joiner you know I'm just looking for some work you know
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Not at the minute Er all manned up
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Okay can can I give you my CV And then if you can get in touch
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Excuse me mate Yeah
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D'you know if anybody's taking anybody on round here
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Er no we're not taking anyone on
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Er I'll tell you what you could do
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If you try about three units up on the left there
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they'll probably They they might be havin' one
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 125
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 33s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: After surviving a heart-attack, a 59-year-old carpenter must fight bureaucratic forces to receive Employment and Support Allowance.
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00:04 We should all be drinking a lot more bloody coffee
00:12 Can I ask you one question Dan
00:19 Dan they'll fuck you around I'm warning you
00:35 Yes it is Hi
00:07 I can't cope Dan I feel like I'm going under
07:00 Good morning
00:34 They call this a pauper's funeral because it's the...
00:09 There's a special number if you've been diagnosed...
00:34 It's a monumental farce isn't it
00:04 I'm just really hungry
00:15 Listen I've had a major heart attack
00:35 Please listen to me Dan
00:06 Was I a soldier
00:35 She was special
00:37 Are you taking any blokes on mate