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"I Heart Huckabees" quotes

I Heart Huckabees poster
A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.

Director: David O. Russell
Writer: David O. Russell, Jeff Baena
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $12,785,432
Released: 22 Oct 2004
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations

72 video clips

Bernard JaffeVivian JaffeAlbert MarkovskiBrad StandBretMrs. HootenTommy CornDawn CampbellMartyMr. HootenHeatherCaterine VaubanCricketDarleneTranslatorSecurity GuardMrs. SilverShania TwainMolly CornCaitlin Corn
Albert the universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere - I Heart Huckabees 00:09 Albert the universe is an infinite sphere whose center is... Have you ever transcended space and time Yes No - I Heart Huckabees 00:13 Have you ever transcended space and time Yes No How am I not myself - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 How am I not myself You're talking about socialism No I'm not I'm talking about - I Heart Huckabees 00:21 You're talking about socialism No I'm not I'm... Nobody sits like this rock sits - I Heart Huckabees 00:16 Nobody sits like this rock sits Why don't you like my spots Honey this look is hurting you and it's hurting Huckabees - I Heart Huckabees 00:32 Why don't you like my spots Honey this look is hurting... God gave us oil He gave it to us How can God's gift be bad - I Heart Huckabees 00:32 God gave us oil He gave it to us How can God's gift be... I'm in my tree I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks - I Heart Huckabees 00:08 I'm in my tree I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks These are the best tops around - I Heart Huckabees 00:13 These are the best tops around How When you get the blanket thing you can relax - I Heart Huckabees 00:21 How When you get the blanket thing you can relax Maybe I should just fucking quit Don't fucking quit - I Heart Huckabees 00:14 Maybe I should just fucking quit Don't fucking quit Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much - I Heart Huckabees 01:11 Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much Ah here he comes - I Heart Huckabees 00:27 Ah here he comes Dawn please Wake up pretty girl - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 Dawn please Wake up pretty girl What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer - I Heart Huckabees 00:16 What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining... Shania hates mayo all right And she can't eat chicken salad - I Heart Huckabees 00:44 Shania hates mayo all right And she can't eat chicken... Shut up Aggressive aggressive - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 Shut up Aggressive aggressive Yeah but if you look close enough you can't tell where my nose ends - I Heart Huckabees 00:08 Yeah but if you look close enough you can't tell where... We're not in infinity We're in the suburbs - I Heart Huckabees 00:04 We're not in infinity We're in the suburbs We don't have to ask those kinds of questions do we Mom - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 We don't have to ask those kinds of questions do we Mom There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity Fuck a bees Ooh - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 Fuck a bees Ooh How am I not myself - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 How am I not myself He's gonna hate them There's glass between us - I Heart Huckabees 00:12 He's gonna hate them There's glass between us The woods are hopeless Don't waste your time They will be destroyed - I Heart Huckabees 00:25 The woods are hopeless Don't waste your time They will... What's this Dawn Do you love me - I Heart Huckabees 00:13 What's this Dawn Do you love me It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a... But isn't the drama and suffering less if we do the ball thing every day - I Heart Huckabees 00:13 But isn't the drama and suffering less if we do the... Do you have a job Tom I'm a firefighter - I Heart Huckabees 00:12 Do you have a job Tom I'm a firefighter What'd you see Well the interconnection thing is definitely for real - I Heart Huckabees 00:12 What'd you see Well the interconnection thing is... No honey What happened to the cat Albert - I Heart Huckabees 00:11 No honey What happened to the cat Albert Three there's no such thing as nothing - I Heart Huckabees 00:07 Three there's no such thing as nothing Albert what brought you to the philosophical club - I Heart Huckabees 00:28 Albert what brought you to the philosophical club Hey man How's it going You're an asshole - I Heart Huckabees 00:19 Hey man How's it going You're an asshole Everything is the same even if it's different Exactly - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 Everything is the same even if it's different Exactly Brad I thought about chopping your head off with a machete many times - I Heart Huckabees 00:14 Brad I thought about chopping your head off with a machete... All right get in You want me to get in - I Heart Huckabees 00:11 All right get in You want me to get in Why don't you just tell me what your situation is - I Heart Huckabees 00:37 Why don't you just tell me what your situation is They want me back in a bikini - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 They want me back in a bikini We mashed locusts and made bread - I Heart Huckabees 00:05 We mashed locusts and made bread You don't plant no tree in this parking lot - I Heart Huckabees 00:09 You don't plant no tree in this parking lot Yes Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe okay - I Heart Huckabees 00:44 Yes Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in... Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts You asked me to come up here What does the doorman have to do with this - I Heart Huckabees 00:15 You asked me to come up here What does the doorman have to... Shania Twain entertains us - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 Shania Twain entertains us I have no idea what you guys are talking about - I Heart Huckabees 00:11 I have no idea what you guys are talking about Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want - I Heart Huckabees 00:18 Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want It is inevitable that you are drawn back into human drama - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 It is inevitable that you are drawn back into human drama You wanna have a go at each other - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 You wanna have a go at each other I thought we were a platonic trio not some sick sex dance - I Heart Huckabees 00:12 I thought we were a platonic trio not some sick sex dance You're the Hitler We took a Sudanese refugee into our home - I Heart Huckabees 00:14 You're the Hitler We took a Sudanese refugee into our... I warned you human drama - I Heart Huckabees 00:08 I warned you human drama God what are you a bitch - I Heart Huckabees 00:07 God what are you a bitch Albert baby come on What is it a crime Is it a crime to look at Lange - I Heart Huckabees 00:16 Albert baby come on What is it a crime Is it a crime to look... What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer - I Heart Huckabees 00:16 What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining... I can't believe you guys actually exist How long have you been doing this - I Heart Huckabees 00:07 I can't believe you guys actually exist How long have... How When you get the blanket thing you can relax - I Heart Huckabees 00:21 How When you get the blanket thing you can relax It's all right Look he's sad He's sad - I Heart Huckabees 00:25 It's all right Look he's sad He's sad Hey sign your bike out Sign your bike out Tommy come on - I Heart Huckabees 00:07 Hey sign your bike out Sign your bike out Tommy come on The me that dies or the me that's infinite - I Heart Huckabees 00:07 The me that dies or the me that's infinite What did we say about that I don't want to hear it again It'll be no Internet tonight - I Heart Huckabees 00:10 What did we say about that I don't want to hear it... That's amazing I know - I Heart Huckabees 00:26 That's amazing I know But in fact no manure no magic - I Heart Huckabees 00:11 But in fact no manure no magic Son of a bitch Daryl - I Heart Huckabees 00:04 Son of a bitch Daryl But there's no way I can stop its use in my lifetime is there - I Heart Huckabees 00:15 But there's no way I can stop its use in my lifetime is... All this and brains too - I Heart Huckabees 00:08 All this and brains too Hey welcome You like my new office - I Heart Huckabees 01:15 Hey welcome You like my new office Oh please I don't think of myself as being that pretty - I Heart Huckabees 01:01 Oh please I don't think of myself as being that pretty You don't want to ask these questions No I want to live my life - I Heart Huckabees 00:48 You don't want to ask these questions No I want to live... Sorry I grabbed you - I Heart Huckabees 00:06 Sorry I grabbed you You live all the time with things you can't see You can't see electricity can you - I Heart Huckabees 00:41 You live all the time with things you can't see You... Why is marriage and kids so important There's an overpopulation problem - I Heart Huckabees 00:12 Why is marriage and kids so important There's an...

Cast

Albert Markovski - Jason Schwartzman
Caterine Vauban - Isabelle Huppert
Bernard Jaffe - Dustin Hoffman
Vivian Jaffe - Lily Tomlin
Brad Stand - Jude Law
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