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Brad Stand:
Hey, welcome. You like my new office? Bernard Jaffe:
Let's start with the method. Brad Stand:
Let's start with the method. Vivian Jaffe:
We'd like to discuss... Brad Stand:
We'd like to discuss... Bernard Jaffe:
Okay, What are you doing? Brad Stand:
Okay, What are you doing? Bernard Jaffe:
What are you doing? Brad Stand:
[chuckling]
I'm jokin' around, guys. But seriously, I want to quit the process with you. Nothing personal. I appreciate what you've done for me, but I'm over it. Vivian Jaffe:
You can't quit until the case is over. Brad Stand:
Ah, I can fire you. Bernard Jaffe:
No, you can't. Brad Stand:
Sure I can. Bernard Jaffe:
No, you can't. Paragraph 201. "Neither client nor detective may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by Paragraph 314, subclause 'd'." Which states... Brad Stand:
That's not binding. Bernard Jaffe:
Oh, it's binding. Brad Stand:
I'll find a lawyer. Or maybe even go to the FBI. How 'bout that? Bernard Jaffe:
Go ahead. Brad Stand:
Oh, I will. I'm not kidding. Vivian Jaffe:
Brad, this is how it works. You go to the police. You tell them you went to the existential detectives. They ask why. You say, "For personal reasons." Or, maybe you wanted to work the politics at your corporation by rattling Albert Markovski. Brad Stand:
I never told you that. Bernard Jaffe:
Well, give us a little credit. Vivian Jaffe:
The police go to Huckabees. They talk to them. The board learns that rising star, Brad Stand, has weird existential issues. Or he fakes them. Bernard Jaffe:
Which is odd. Vivian Jaffe:
Which is worse
Hey, welcome. You like my new office? Bernard Jaffe:
Let's start with the method. Brad Stand:
Let's start with the method. Vivian Jaffe:
We'd like to discuss... Brad Stand:
We'd like to discuss... Bernard Jaffe:
Okay, What are you doing? Brad Stand:
Okay, What are you doing? Bernard Jaffe:
What are you doing? Brad Stand:
[chuckling]
I'm jokin' around, guys. But seriously, I want to quit the process with you. Nothing personal. I appreciate what you've done for me, but I'm over it. Vivian Jaffe:
You can't quit until the case is over. Brad Stand:
Ah, I can fire you. Bernard Jaffe:
No, you can't. Brad Stand:
Sure I can. Bernard Jaffe:
No, you can't. Paragraph 201. "Neither client nor detective may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by Paragraph 314, subclause 'd'." Which states... Brad Stand:
That's not binding. Bernard Jaffe:
Oh, it's binding. Brad Stand:
I'll find a lawyer. Or maybe even go to the FBI. How 'bout that? Bernard Jaffe:
Go ahead. Brad Stand:
Oh, I will. I'm not kidding. Vivian Jaffe:
Brad, this is how it works. You go to the police. You tell them you went to the existential detectives. They ask why. You say, "For personal reasons." Or, maybe you wanted to work the politics at your corporation by rattling Albert Markovski. Brad Stand:
I never told you that. Bernard Jaffe:
Well, give us a little credit. Vivian Jaffe:
The police go to Huckabees. They talk to them. The board learns that rising star, Brad Stand, has weird existential issues. Or he fakes them. Bernard Jaffe:
Which is odd. Vivian Jaffe:
Which is worse
Full Transcript
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Hey welcome You like my new office
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Let's start with the method Let's start with the method
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We'd like to discuss We'd like to discuss
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Okay What are you doing Okay What are you doing
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What are you doing I'm jokin' around guys
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But seriously I want to quit the process with you
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Nothing personal I appreciate what you've done for me but I'm over it
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You can't quit until the case is over Ah I can fire you
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No you can't No you can't
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Sure I can No you can't
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Paragraph 201 Neither client nor detective
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may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by paragraph 314 subclause 'D'
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which states That's not binding
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Oh it's binding I'll find a lawyer
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Oh Or maybe even go to the FBI How about that
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Go ahead Oh I will I'm not kidding
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No Brad this is how it works You go to the police
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You You tell them that you went to the existential detectives
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They ask why You say For personal reasons
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Or maybe you wanted to work the politics at your corporation
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by rattling Albert Markovski I never told you that
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Well give us a little credit The police go to Huckabees
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They talk to them The board learns that rising star Brad Stand
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has weird existential issues
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Or he fakes them Which is odd
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Movie Summary
A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.
