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Dawn Campbell:
Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty. [Brad whispers in her ear] Dawn Campbell:
Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl. Bernard Jaffe:
Really? Dawn Campbell:
No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie. Vivian Jaffe:
How's the sex? Bernard Jaffe:
How is the sex? Dawn Campbell:
The sex? Brad Stand:
Come on, guys. [laughs] Brad Stand:
Come on. That's private. Dawn Campbell:
That's gross. Vivian Jaffe:
Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically. Dawn Campbell:
Surveillance? You've watched us? Vivian Jaffe:
No, just listened. Brad Stand:
So your surveillance is wrong! [laughs uncomfortably] Dawn Campbell:
Yeah. It's quantity not quality. Brad Stand:
She meant quality not quantity. Dawn Campbell:
I know, I was only joking. Bernard Jaffe:
Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality? Dawn Campbell:
We're private about our seven minutes of heaven! Brad Stand:
It's longer than that, darling. Dawn Campbell:
Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity! [laughs hysterically] Brad Stand:
You should see her after a couple of margaritas
Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty. [Brad whispers in her ear] Dawn Campbell:
Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl. Bernard Jaffe:
Really? Dawn Campbell:
No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie. Vivian Jaffe:
How's the sex? Bernard Jaffe:
How is the sex? Dawn Campbell:
The sex? Brad Stand:
Come on, guys. [laughs] Brad Stand:
Come on. That's private. Dawn Campbell:
That's gross. Vivian Jaffe:
Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically. Dawn Campbell:
Surveillance? You've watched us? Vivian Jaffe:
No, just listened. Brad Stand:
So your surveillance is wrong! [laughs uncomfortably] Dawn Campbell:
Yeah. It's quantity not quality. Brad Stand:
She meant quality not quantity. Dawn Campbell:
I know, I was only joking. Bernard Jaffe:
Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality? Dawn Campbell:
We're private about our seven minutes of heaven! Brad Stand:
It's longer than that, darling. Dawn Campbell:
Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity! [laughs hysterically] Brad Stand:
You should see her after a couple of margaritas
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Oh please I don't think of myself as being that pretty
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Yes that's changed at Huckabees but you know
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I was never the pretty girl
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Really No
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I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie
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How's the sex How is the sex
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The sex Come on guys Come on That's private
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That's gross A preliminary surveillance
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indicates it's been infrequent and short eight to nine minutes
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typically Surveillance You watched us
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No just listened So your surveillance is wrong
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Yeah It's quantity not quality
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What She meant quality not quantity
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I know I was onlyjoking Were you joking
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when you said quantity and not quality In regards to sex
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We're not gonna discuss this We're private about
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our seven minutes of heaven It's longer than that
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Eight minutes of heaven It's not quality it's quantity
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You oughta see her after a couple margaritas Oh my God I'm crying
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Movie Summary
A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.



