How... am I not... myself?
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Vivian Jaffe:
Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much? Brad Stand:
I don't know. Why? Bernard Jaffe:
It's propaganda. Brad Stand:
[scoffing]
For mayonnaise? Bernard Jaffe:
For you. Vivian Jaffe:
Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. And you're so strong because you pulled one on her. Bernard Jaffe:
You're a funny guy, a good guy. Vivian Jaffe:
Keeping everyone laughing, so that maybe, quote, you don't get depressed. Brad Stand:
[shouting]
Well, what's so great about depression? Bernard Jaffe:
Nothing. Unless it holds the key to something you compulsively avoid, so it will never be examined or felt. Hence your behavior becomes repetitive Like the story. Vivian Jaffe:
Like the story. Bernard Jaffe:
Like the story. Bernard Jaffe:
Shut up. Alright, I don't have to tell stories. Vivian Jaffe:
What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories? Are you being yourself? Brad Stand:
How am I not myself? Bernard Jaffe:
How am I not myself? Vivian Jaffe:
How am I not myself? Bernard Jaffe:
How... am I not... myself?
Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much? Brad Stand:
I don't know. Why? Bernard Jaffe:
It's propaganda. Brad Stand:
[scoffing]
For mayonnaise? Bernard Jaffe:
For you. Vivian Jaffe:
Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. And you're so strong because you pulled one on her. Bernard Jaffe:
You're a funny guy, a good guy. Vivian Jaffe:
Keeping everyone laughing, so that maybe, quote, you don't get depressed. Brad Stand:
[shouting]
Well, what's so great about depression? Bernard Jaffe:
Nothing. Unless it holds the key to something you compulsively avoid, so it will never be examined or felt. Hence your behavior becomes repetitive Like the story. Vivian Jaffe:
Like the story. Bernard Jaffe:
Like the story. Bernard Jaffe:
Shut up. Alright, I don't have to tell stories. Vivian Jaffe:
What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories? Are you being yourself? Brad Stand:
How am I not myself? Bernard Jaffe:
How am I not myself? Vivian Jaffe:
How am I not myself? Bernard Jaffe:
How... am I not... myself?
Full Transcript
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Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much
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I don't know Why It's propaganda
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For mayonnaise For you
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Specifically you're so impressive because you know Shania
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And you're so strong because you pull one on her
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You're a funny guy a good guy Keeping everyone laughing
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so that maybe quote you don't get depressed
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Well what's so great about depression
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Nothing Unless it holds the key
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to something you compulsively avoid
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so it will never be examined or felt
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hence your behavior becomes repetitive like the story
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Like the story Like the story
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Like the story Like the story Like the story
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Shut up
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All right I don't have to tell stories
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What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories
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Are you being yourself How am I not myself
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How am I not myself Myself
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Myself How am I not myself
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Movie Summary
A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.
