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"I Love You, Beth Cooper" quotes

I Love You, Beth Cooper poster
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for Beth Cooper--the hottest, most popular girl in school--during his graduation speech. That very night, she shows up at his door offering to show him the best night of his life.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: Larry Doyle
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $14,800,725
Released: 10 Jul 2009
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination
You're getting better
at that. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 You're getting better at that. [YELLING] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:14 [YELLING] Yah! Is that all you've got? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:13 Yah! Is that all you've got? Why did you do that?
I thought you were smart. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:21 Why did you do that? I thought you were smart. [WHISTLES] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:29 [WHISTLES] What? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:10 What? Well, that
was expedient. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:12 Well, that was expedient. Weird.
DENIS: Rich? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:30 Weird. DENIS: Rich? [TREECE & BETH GASPING] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:18 [TREECE & BETH GASPING] [TOOTH CRACKS] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:07 [TOOTH CRACKS] To the future! Whoo! - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:29 To the future! Whoo! They're like cyborgs. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:18 They're like cyborgs. They're hitting the showers.
Yeah. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:21 They're hitting the showers. Yeah. Thank you... - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 Thank you... Thank you, Angelica. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:20 Thank you, Angelica. Sorry, I was unaware
I was emitting that. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 Sorry, I was unaware I was emitting that. So... - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:26 So... Smells like death
in here. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:28 Smells like death in here. [RICHARD WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE
VALKYRIES" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:19 [RICHARD WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLA... RICH: Mr. And Mrs. C?
BETH: Who? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:31 RICH: Mr. And Mrs. C? BETH: Who? Rich, I need your help.
Come out of the closet! - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 Rich, I need your help. Come out of the closet! Pretty good, I guess. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:12 Pretty good, I guess. [OVER PA]
Denis Cooverman. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:23 [OVER PA] Denis Cooverman. Okay. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:32 Okay. Okay, it was somewhere
around here. You can stop. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 Okay, it was somewhere around here. You can stop. Okay, I got an idea. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:16 Okay, I got an idea. Now, Denis, where were we? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 Now, Denis, where were we? No, ma'am. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:17 No, ma'am. MAN:
Your nipples are so weird. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:06 MAN: Your nipples are so weird. Lights out. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:10 Lights out. Let's hit the showers. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:13 Let's hit the showers. Let me just air it out a little. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:14 Let me just air it out a little. [IN NORMAL VOICE]
Okay, a toast. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:15 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, a toast. I know what you're thinking. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:25 I know what you're thinking. I have to pee. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:11 I have to pee. Hey, Beth. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:16 Hey, Beth. Go, get out of here! - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:06 Go, get out of here! Everybody out. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:21 Everybody out. Denis, there's another
Beth Cooper out there. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:09 Denis, there's another Beth Cooper out there. [DENIS GRUNTS] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:18 [DENIS GRUNTS] Created and Encoded by --  Bokutox -- of  www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name)
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I'm trying, stop moving! - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:13 Come on, hurry up! I'm trying, stop moving! Come on, Denis. This is the least
illegal thing we've done all night. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 Come on, Denis. This is the least illegal thing we've d... [CHATTERING] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:17 [CHATTERING] BETH:
Whoo! Party! - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:08 BETH: Whoo! Party! [BETH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:26 [BETH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] Beth. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:18 Beth. Aw, how sweet.
Kevin brought back my car. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:11 Aw, how sweet. Kevin brought back my car. Are you okay? - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:29 Are you okay? All right,
thank you very much. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:29 All right, thank you very much. A weapon,
we need a weapon. - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:22 A weapon, we need a weapon. Sorry Denis - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:29 Sorry Denis Okay I got an idea - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:15 Okay I got an idea You will never see her again - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:06 You will never see her again Shit my panties - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:04 Shit my panties Your nipples are so weird - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 Your nipples are so weird Prepare to die - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:04 Prepare to die You gotta get out more often - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:04 You gotta get out more often It's okay just to have fun sometimes - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:31 It's okay just to have fun sometimes How did you find us LoJack dipshit - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 How did you find us LoJack dipshit I'm sorry I'm so pathetic - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:18 I'm sorry I'm so pathetic Back there after you hit me with your car - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:06 Back there after you hit me with your car Suzy Q's yum - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:09 Suzy Q's yum Thank you - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:26 Thank you No Denis Have you ever seen any of the Friday The 13ths - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:07 No Denis Have you ever seen any of the Friday The 13ths Because the Beth Cooper I know - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:36 Because the Beth Cooper I know You embarrassed me - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 You embarrassed me Am I everything you've ever masturbated to - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:05 Am I everything you've ever masturbated to I'm just trying to make it through the night alive okay - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:09 I'm just trying to make it through the night alive okay So do you still love me - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:04 So do you still love me It's the trinity - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:04 It's the trinity My point is I had one - I Love You, Beth Cooper 00:22 My point is I had one

Cast

Beth Cooper - Hayden Panettiere
Denis Cooverman - Paul Rust
Rich Munsch - Jack Carpenter
Treece - Lauren Storm