I Love You, Man quotes

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Peter Klaven's world revolves around his real estate work and Zooey, his soon-to-be fiancée. After he pops the question, she calls her best friends and they go into wedding planning mode. Peter has no male friends and that poses problems: will he turn out to be a clingy guy, and who will be his best man? Zooey, her friends, and Peter's brother Robbie offer help that results in awkward moments. Then, at an open house Peter's hosting, he meets Sydney, an amiable, low-key guy. They trade business cards, and Peter calls him to meet for drinks. A friendship develops that's great at first but then threatens Peter's engagement and career. Can guys be friends and couples be in love?

Director: John Hamburg
Writer: John Hamburg (screenplay), Larry Levin (screenplay), Larry Levin (story)
Production: De Line Pictures, Montecito Picture Company
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $71,440,011
Released: 20 Mar 2009
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations.


45 Clips & Quotes

You get home safe - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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You get home safe
I just wish I could take back that kiss - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I just wish I could take back that kiss
Broseph Goebbels - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Broseph Goebbels
Slapping the bass - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Slapping the bass
And Hank Marducas - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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And Hank Marducas
Do you have any plans on June 30th - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Do you have any plans on June 30th
That was very confusing - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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That was very confusing
How do i make friends - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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How do i make friends
She was very nice looking - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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She was very nice looking
That guy needs to fart - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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That guy needs to fart
I'm Peter Klaven - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I'm Peter Klaven
I'm thinking it might be a little bit small - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I'm thinking it might be a little bit small
In front of my whole family - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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In front of my whole family
You are about to marry one of the most honest - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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You are about to marry one of the most honest
This is not cool - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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This is not cool
Get out of my house - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Get out of my house
You can Facebook me - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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You can Facebook me
Why is it weird that I have girl friends - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Why is it weird that I have girl friends
I gotta get some fucking friends - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I gotta get some fucking friends
So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the Ferrigno house - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the...
You mean  Chocolate - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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You mean Chocolate
This is where i jerk off - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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This is where i jerk off
Peter's got a boyfriend - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Peter's got a boyfriend
I don't think she sucks his - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I don't think she sucks his
Despite that joke - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Despite that joke
Crop dusting across your open house - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Crop dusting across your open house
That was my mother's name - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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That was my mother's name
You jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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You jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend
What is  wrong  with you - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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What is wrong with you
What's wrong with that - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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What's wrong with that
I think we should spend some time apart - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I think we should spend some time apart
I always get this reaction - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I always get this reaction
Anybody want a peanut - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Anybody want a peanut
I will see you there - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I will see you there
And for the record - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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And for the record
He's 40 pounds overweight - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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He's 40 pounds overweight
This is my nightmare - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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This is my nightmare
I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins
Peter always connected better with women - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Peter always connected better with women
She's got a bush like a porcupine - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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She's got a bush like a porcupine
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun
What's so funny - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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What's so funny
Trying is having the intention to fail - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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Trying is having the intention to fail
I'd just like to make a quick toast - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I'd just like to make a quick toast
I could be in Venice by five - screenshot from movie I Love You, Man
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I could be in Venice by five

Cast

Peter Klaven - Paul Rudd
Zooey Rice - Rashida Jones
Hailey - Sarah Burns
Hailey's Date - Greg Levine
Denise - Jaime Pressly
Barry - Jon Favreau
Joyce Klaven - Jane Curtin
Oswald Klaven - J.K. Simmons
Robbie Klaven - Andy Samberg
Leanne (Davis Dunn Receptionist) - Jean Villepique
Tevin Downey - Rob Huebel
Female Co-Worker - Kym Whitley
Female Co-Worker - Colleen Crabtree
Female Co-Worker - Caroline Farah
Eugene - Aziz Ansari
Larry - Nick Kroll
Zooey's Friend - Liz Cackowski
Zooey's Friend - Kulap Vilaysack
Zooey's Friend - Catherine Reitman
Zooey's Friend - Carla Gallo
Zooey's Friend - Vicki Davis
Alan (Bench Press Guy) - Josh Cooke
Barry's Buddy - Jay Chandrasekhar
Barry's Buddy - Seth Morris
Barry's Buddy - James P. Engel
Barry's Buddy - Jerry Minor
Lonnie (Voice Crack Guy) - Joe Lo Truglio
Mel Stein - Murray Gershenz
JAR Waitress - Keri Safran
Open House Couple - Greg Tuculescu
Open House Couple - Renee Darmiento
Sydney Fife - Jason Segel
Venice Boardwalk Jogger - Ian Roberts
Venice Boardwalk Bodybuilder - Bob Cicherillo
Sydney's Buddy - Ethan S. Smith
Sydney's Buddy - Nelson Franklin
Mr. Chu - Ping Wu
Woman Leaving Sydney's House - Jill Bartlett
Impatient Golfer - Matt Walsh
Self - Rush - Geddy Lee
Self - Rush - Alex Lifeson
Self - Rush - Neil Peart
Saks Fifth Avenue Saleswoman - Raquel Bell
Woman Jogger Yelling at Sydney - Melissa Rauch
Wedding Photographer - David Wain
Hank Mardukas - Dennis James Anderson
Wedding Band Member - Craig Wedren
Wedding Band Member - Damian Kulash
Wedding Band Member - Timothy Nordwind
Wedding Band Member - Dan Konopka
Wedding Band Member - Andy Ross
Upscale Teen - Daniel Bateman
Concert Goer - Heather Black
Petes Mugeats - Pete Brown
Man at Counter - Scott Carino
Bromancer - Kris Edwards
Shopper at the Grove - Karla Elizondo
Shopper at The Grove - Gregory George Frank
Wedding Musician - Larry Greenfield
Aggravated Fan - Matt Haggerty
Concert Goer - Aaron Jay Kenny
Bowling Patron - Adam Knapp
Sydney's Buddy #3 - David Krumholtz
Beach Pedestrian - Damian Forest Light
Grounds Keeper - Maynor Lopez
Gil's Wife - Joey Magnusson
Open House Divorcee - Nicole Mandich
Peter's Date - Marquessa Moreland
Venice Beach Goer - Kelly Nienaltowski
Young Guy In Couple - Brennan Reynolds
Carpool Driver - Brian Sampson
Eugene's Wife - Lydia Schuler
Tourist - Carol Shook
Terrell - Aaron D. Spears
Gym Member - Chris Spinelli
Venice Beach Goer - Jobeth Wagner
Minister - Larry Wilmore
Carpooler - Brad Everett Young