I just wish I could take back that kiss... Woah! ...because now I know it was the taste of...

Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss... Sydney Fife: Woah! [Looks at Peter] Doug: ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal. Peter Klaven: It wasn't the taste of betrayal! Doug: It was the taste of betrayal. Peter Klaven: It wasn't the ta... Doug: It was the taste of betrayal... you fucking whore! [Storms off] Peter Klaven: [to Sydney] I can actually explain that. Sydney Fife: I would looove to hear that!

Doug, l can explain. l just wish l could take back that kiss, because l felt something that l haven't felt in years, and now l know it was the taste of betrayal. lt wasn't the taste of betrayal. -lt was the taste of betrayal. -No, it really wasn't. lt was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore. -Doug. -Good day. Doug, wait. -l can actually explain what just. . . -l would love to hear that. Wow. l mean, l knew when l got the nod for the engagement dinner you didn't have a ton of friends, but l had no idea it went that far. Truth is, l never even thought about it until Zooey and l got engaged. lt's like, you were basically just using me because you needed to fill out your wedding party. Dude, no. Not it at all. l'd actually given up on meeting someone, and then you wandered into that open house, we hit it off, and three-quarters of the Rush songbook later, here we are. -l just wish you'd have told me. -Well, l was embarrassed. l mean, you've had a close group of male friends your whole life. l haven't.