Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of...
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Steven Russell:
Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying.
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believe me
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But after watching Jimmy die I thought I could make it convincing
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First you have to starve yourself
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I ate half as much every day for ten months
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After that you have to fake all sorts of symptoms
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Woof
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You gotta really stick with it until you lose a ton of weight
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The hardest part is falsifying your records
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 194
Timestamp in movie: 01h 25m 00s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: biography, comedy, crime
Summary: A cop turns con man once he comes out of the closet. Once imprisoned, he meets the second love of his life, whom he'll stop at nothing to be with.
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00:37 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up
00:28 Anything you want from the outside
00:32 But I know now
00:06 I'm gonna come I'm gonna come
00:05 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece
00:07 I love you Phillip Morris I love you
00:37 I'm still angry with you
00:06 Pardon my French
00:15 Cleavon lights out means no music
00:37 From the moment we met you've done nothing but lie
00:03 Fucking Texas
00:04 Oh you don't love me
00:21 For a guy with no college education
00:19 Do it man Come in my ass
00:19 Did I forget to mention I'm gay
00:05 Enough romance Let's fuck
00:06 Fuck you man My fuckin' word
00:36 Believe me