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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

Also, youmay be surprised to hear that there are overten million of us and growing

Also, you
may be surprised to hear that there are over
ten million of us and growing

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Also, you may be surprised to hear
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that there are over ten million of us and growing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:46
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
We tend to be very secretive, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
We tend to be very secretive,
[door thuds] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
[door thuds]
For example, a scientist may perform - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
For example, a scientist may perform
But what our scientist does not realize, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
But what our scientist does not realize,
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs
I cannot stress the importance of this enough, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
I cannot stress the importance of this enough,
The concise explanation - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The concise explanation
I think we can all look forward to a time - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
I think we can all look forward to a time
One-third time for intelligent design, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
One-third time for intelligent design,
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him
We need to recognize that populations change, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
We need to recognize that populations change,
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion.
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now,
May be the predominant religion in this country. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
May be the predominant religion in this country.
And how are Christians then going to feel - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
And how are Christians then going to feel
Would they remember that when they had the power... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Would they remember that when they had the power...
They were enforcing their views on others? - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
They were enforcing their views on others?
And the best way to protect that balance... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
And the best way to protect that balance...
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion...