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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

But they didn't necessarilyobject to a long Earth, that Earth was very old

But they didn't necessarily
object to a long Earth, that Earth was very old

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But they didn't necessarily object to a long Earth,
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that Earth was very old.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:36
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
By this time many dinosaur discoveries - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
By this time many dinosaur discoveries
They would accept evolution that species evolved - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
They would accept evolution that species evolved
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise.
And so America adopted evolution - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
And so America adopted evolution
[somber music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[somber music]
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing,
That sort of thinking made people skeptical - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
That sort of thinking made people skeptical
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement,
And it began in the churches, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
And it began in the churches,
And then it expanded - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
And then it expanded
Now, the man being tried for his views - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Now, the man being tried for his views
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:20
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said,
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at Dayton, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at D...
Healing all matter of diseases! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Healing all matter of diseases!
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000!
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist,