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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

Welcome,my dear Pastafarians, for our Friday Noodle Mass

[colander clanks] [Bruder] Welcome,
my dear Pastafarians, for our Friday Noodle Mass

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[Bruder] Welcome, my dear Pastafarians,
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for our Friday Noodle Mass.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:44
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
[Bruder] We see us not as a church, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
[Bruder] We see us not as a church,
And in Germany, as a law that's a worldview community - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
And in Germany, as a law that's a worldview community
[Bruder] But only in the words, not in the practice. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
[Bruder] But only in the words, not in the practice.
[sings in German] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
[sings in German]
[light guitar music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:17
[light guitar music]
You have to hold on to the good stuff, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
You have to hold on to the good stuff,
[Samir] What I like best about Pastafarianism - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
[Samir] What I like best about Pastafarianism
The other older religions, there you have certain rules, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
The other older religions, there you have certain rules,
The church of FSM has a kind of guidelines, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The church of FSM has a kind of guidelines,
They give you a moral compass, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
They give you a moral compass,
[Dirk] Our belief tells also that, uh, you have to accept all the religions. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
[Dirk] Our belief tells also that, uh, you have to accept al...
When some people are believing in other gods - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
When some people are believing in other gods
Now, this is a great example for society, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Now, this is a great example for society,
[Dirk] When you are a good person in society, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[Dirk] When you are a good person in society,
♪ Hallelujah - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:19
♪ Hallelujah
[soft peaceful music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[soft peaceful music]
[Daniel] Our brains, like the brains of all animals, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
[Daniel] Our brains, like the brains of all animals,
We have all sorts of hardware that's genetically wired in - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
We have all sorts of hardware that's genetically wired ...
But we have enhanced that by orders of magnitude - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
But we have enhanced that by orders of magnitude
They're not inherited through our genes, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
They're not inherited through our genes,