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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

What thesepeople don't understand is that he built the worldto make us think that the...

[door thuds] What these
people don't understand is that he built the world
to make us think that the Earth is
older than it really is

Full Transcript

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What these people don't understand
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is that he built the world to make us think
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that the Earth is older than it really is.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:58
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
For example, a scientist may perform - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
For example, a scientist may perform
But what our scientist does not realize, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
But what our scientist does not realize,
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs
I cannot stress the importance of this enough, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
I cannot stress the importance of this enough,
The concise explanation - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The concise explanation
I think we can all look forward to a time - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
I think we can all look forward to a time
One-third time for intelligent design, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
One-third time for intelligent design,
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him
We need to recognize that populations change, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
We need to recognize that populations change,
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion.
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now,
May be the predominant religion in this country. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
May be the predominant religion in this country.
And how are Christians then going to feel - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
And how are Christians then going to feel
Would they remember that when they had the power... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Would they remember that when they had the power...
They were enforcing their views on others? - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
They were enforcing their views on others?
And the best way to protect that balance... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
And the best way to protect that balance...
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion...
Away from government, so that... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Away from government, so that...
Is equal to one's freedom from religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Is equal to one's freedom from religion.