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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

William Jennings Bryanonly held fast that humans werecreated directly by God, and was...

[Edward] William Jennings Bryan
only held fast that humans were
created directly by God, and was willing to accept
that the Earth was very old

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[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast
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that humans were created directly by God,
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and was willing to accept that the Earth was very old.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:01
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at Dayton, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at D...
Healing all matter of diseases! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Healing all matter of diseases!
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000!
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist,
You have to believe these things, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
You have to believe these things,
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution,
Well, the Bible certainly tells us - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
Well, the Bible certainly tells us
Science begins with hypotheses, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Science begins with hypotheses,
Creation science, as, as Henry Morris called his ideas, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Creation science, as, as Henry Morris called his ideas,
They know the answers to begin with, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
They know the answers to begin with,
I know the answers." - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
I know the answers."
But you know, at the foundational level, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
But you know, at the foundational level,
It's one of the most fundamental, important issues of today. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
It's one of the most fundamental, important issues of t...
Why should our ideas, which are scientific in their view, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Why should our ideas, which are scientific in their view,
So the movement to exclude evolution - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
So the movement to exclude evolution
Lots of local school districts passed laws or ordinances... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Lots of local school districts passed laws or ordinances...
[man] Oye, Oye, Oye! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[man] Oye, Oye, Oye!
[Edward] The Supreme Court stepped in - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[Edward] The Supreme Court stepped in
The theory of evolution is as unchallengeable as we've been planned. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The theory of evolution is as unchallengeable as we've ...