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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

I am concerned, however,that students will only hear one theoryof intelligent design

I am concerned, however,
that students will only hear one theory
of intelligent design

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I am concerned, however, that students will only hear
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one theory of intelligent design.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:26
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster
None of us, of course, were around to see it, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
None of us, of course, were around to see it,
Also, you may be surprised to hear - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Also, you may be surprised to hear
We tend to be very secretive, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
We tend to be very secretive,
[door thuds] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
[door thuds]
For example, a scientist may perform - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
For example, a scientist may perform
But what our scientist does not realize, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
But what our scientist does not realize,
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs
I cannot stress the importance of this enough, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
I cannot stress the importance of this enough,
The concise explanation - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The concise explanation
I think we can all look forward to a time - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
I think we can all look forward to a time
One-third time for intelligent design, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
One-third time for intelligent design,
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him
We need to recognize that populations change, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
We need to recognize that populations change,
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion.
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now,
May be the predominant religion in this country. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
May be the predominant religion in this country.
And how are Christians then going to feel - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
And how are Christians then going to feel
Would they remember that when they had the power... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Would they remember that when they had the power...