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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

I know the answers." And he looked at natureto prove his ideas

I know the answers." And he looked at nature
to prove his ideas

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I know the answers."
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And he looked at nature to prove his ideas.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:40
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
But you know, at the foundational level, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
But you know, at the foundational level,
It's one of the most fundamental, important issues of today. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
It's one of the most fundamental, important issues of t...
Why should our ideas, which are scientific in their view, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Why should our ideas, which are scientific in their view,
So the movement to exclude evolution - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
So the movement to exclude evolution
Lots of local school districts passed laws or ordinances... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Lots of local school districts passed laws or ordinances...
[man] Oye, Oye, Oye! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[man] Oye, Oye, Oye!
[Edward] The Supreme Court stepped in - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[Edward] The Supreme Court stepped in
The theory of evolution is as unchallengeable as we've been planned. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
The theory of evolution is as unchallengeable as we've ...
When something like 90% of the public is skeptical - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
When something like 90% of the public is skeptical
Okay, we can't ban the teaching of evolution. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Okay, we can't ban the teaching of evolution.
It might not be a Christian God, it might not even be God, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
It might not be a Christian God, it might not even be God,
[Phillip] Teach what the official voices of science say, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
[Phillip] Teach what the official voices of science say,
The lawyerly arguments of, of Phillip Johnson - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
The lawyerly arguments of, of Phillip Johnson
For our future, I urge you to discard entirely - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
For our future, I urge you to discard entirely
You have a responsibility that is much greater - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
You have a responsibility that is much greater
You have a responsibility to the children, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
You have a responsibility to the children,
Sadly... failed. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Sadly... failed.
[light guitar music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
[light guitar music]
I'm writing to you with much concern - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
I'm writing to you with much concern
I think we can all agree that it is important for students - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
I think we can all agree that it is important for students